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myLot reputation of 48/100. revdauphinee (4113)   ranked 31 out of 1,012 in humor 4 years ago


This afternoon there will be a meeting in the south and north
ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.

Tuesday at 4 p.m. there will be an ice cream social. All ladies
giving milk, please come early.

Wednesday the Ladies Liturgy Society will meet. Mrs. Johnson
will sing, "Put Me In My Little Bed," accompanied by the
pastor.

Thursday at 5 p.m. there will be a meeting of the Little
Mothers Club. All those wishing to become little mothers,
please meet the minister in his study.

This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Johnson to come
forward and lay an egg on the altar.

The service will close with "Little Drops of Water." One of
the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation
will join in.

On Sunday, a special collection will be taken to defray the
expense of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something
on the new carpet, come forward and get a piece of paper.

A bean supper will be held Saturday evening in the church
basement. Music will follow.

The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth
of David Alan Belser, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belser.

Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and
community.

 

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danzer (2436) response was accepted on 5/18/2008.
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1. myLot reputation of 85/100. danzer (2436)   ranked 947 out of 1,012 in humor   4 years ago

I guess that is on a Catholic bulletin board, and the children are baptized without their consent. A funny bulletin announcement indeed!lol

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