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myLot reputation of 99/100. villageanne (5891)   ranked 219 out of 32,943 in life 4 years ago

this just cracked me up. I hope you enjoy it as well.
MALE OR FEMALE

A language instructor was explaining to her class that in French, nouns, unlike their English counterparts are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.

"House," in French is feminine - "la maison."

"Pen," in French is masculine - "le stylo."

One puzzled student asked, "What gender is computer?" The teacher did not know, and the word wasn't in her French dictionary. So, for fun she split the class into two groups appropriately enough, by gender, and asked them to decide whether "computer" should be a masculine or feminine noun.

Both groups were required to give four reasons for their recommendation.

The men's group decided that computers should definitely be of the

feminine gender ("la computer"), because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for possible later retrieval.

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay check on accessories for it.

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine gender ("le computer"), because:

1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

2. They have a lot of data but they are still clueless.

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you'd waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

The women won!!

 

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1. myLot reputation of 93/100. metal_monkee (395)   ranked 1,052 out of 32,943 in life   4 years ago

hahaha! actually its correct all inanimate object should have the female gender of she... example a boat, we say she is a beauty! not he is handsome! lolz so for computer i think its the same ^_^


myLot reputation of 99/100. villageanne (5891)   ranked 219 out of 32,943 in life  4 years ago

LOL I thought it was funny too.

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2. myLot reputation of 97/100. Polly1 (9354)   ranked 1,309 out of 32,943 in life   4 years ago

That is so true and so funny at the same time. Of course the women won.


myLot reputation of 99/100. villageanne (5891)   ranked 219 out of 32,943 in life  4 years ago

I am glad you enjoyed it. I thought it was funny. yep, of course the women won. LOL

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3. myLot reputation of 93/100. highflyingxangel (9336)   ranked 260 out of 32,943 in life   4 years ago

My partner refers to her computer as a male and I never really considered it so until just now. When I read the joke. It suddenly makes sense. That's why I have so many problems with my computer! It's a guy!

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4. myLot reputation of 72/100. choudhary03 (564)   ranked 4,030 out of 32,943 in life   4 years ago

Hmmm my computer is definetly a male. I consider it to be a male. I really loved your joke, what is it in spanish male or female.

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5. myLot reputation of 87/100. pukaprat (313)   4 years ago

that is too funny where did you find that? of course the computer should be masculine. mainly because you do need to turn them on for them to work. but really that was funny thanks for the laugh.

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6. myLot reputation of 94/100. paid2write (4119)   ranked 442 out of 32,943 in life   4 years ago

lol Very good. I agree with the women too. Mine is definiely male as it can be unpredictable and does not always do what I want it to do.

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