What is your favourite Kramer dialogue?

My favorite lines of his are when he says "Giddy-up" or when he stops someone from responding to him by yelling "AAAAAA!"

Well there are so many Kramer scenes that I like ... I like these especially ... the one where he gives up wearing boxers so he can procreate, the one where he and Newman are discussing a baseball game about Pete Hernandez (kind of a spoof on JFKs assasination with the wayward lugie). One of my very favorites is a two parter where Jerry gets his car stolen by his mechanic and Kramer and Newman try to chase him down with a mailtruck full of cans they collected to sell. The one where Kramer is accidentally given an Emmy is funny. Kramer was mistaken as a businessman once and actually worked at a job for awhile ... I think the funniest Kramer episode is when Kramer went to the dentist and couldn't talk afterward ... he sounded retarded ... he had corrective looking exercise shoes on and when he met Mel Tormei ... Mel thought he was disabled and invited him to a banquet. Once Kramer found Newman and his mother in a compromising position on Newman's couch ... when his mom yelled out "Cozmo" this is when we learned Kramer's first name!

I love it when he just burst through the door and does the giddy thing

My favourite Kramer Dialogue is ---"Serenity Now"

Kramer used this dialogue to calm down when he get's angry.
Which was given to him by Frank Costanza.....

I love it when he takes a bite of something and then abruptly spits it out in disgust such as the bad peach and a turkey sandwich without fancy mustard.

My favorite Kramer line is Hoochie Mama in Serenity now episode. Thats line is great and makes me laugh every time!