Discussion Category: Flirt Wanna Play?

But the question is, besides the obvious, first at what? LOL

the first to respond.. the first to post.. the first to bust the cherry of this page;roar;

Oh baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaby. Love the cherry bursting part!

is good to get the male perspective on stuff;nods; and yer niot the sloppy seconds. technically, sparkie is rofl;runs;

Humph! to you tessah.
Hey buff dude, good to see you. Now get over to the other discussion and leave some of your special brand of randomness there! LOL

You strike me as the dominate type...:P

I have taken control of my personal power buff. But I'll try not to be too hard on YOU! LOL

Good cuz you know what doesn't kill me only makes me whimper. All seriousness aside though, it's been so long I'm not who is supposed to tie up whom at this point.

not sure even

I think we need P1ke. He's into tying and tickling. LOL

No tickling... no.

no tickling!! thatll lead to a shot to the jaw to the offender! and imma be nosey.. you can tell me to stfu if ya wanna.. how long has it been?

ps.. sparx is soo not the dominant type

I've been celebate for about five years. Yeah..five. It shocked me too when I realized it had been that long.

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Why does he need to type or talk? Aren't oooh and ahhhs and a little to the left please enough? LOL

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hrmm sparkie..;whispers; think the buffman is a eunich?;bolts far and fast;

TESSAH! Not my buff dude. So you'd better run girlie!lol
I think he just has been so badly disillusioned by a woman he loved deeply, that his tender soul will be a long time healing. And that's what we here are going to help him do if it takes us the rest of his life! lol

I am hung like a eunich...:) Really though you two don't even need try, no need to spin your wheels.

Oh my favorite buff dude - do you really think that's going to stop us from trying? LOL

Not really, but thought it only right to give fair warning.

Warning taken, but hope floats in my moat, so I won't give up.

I won't let defeat swallow you whole either bella. So name the game and prepare to be defeated! LOL (sorry, couldn't resist!)

I know I know it is hard to resist .. I'm just having one of those day I think I'm going insane. LOL!!!

again i scream, goonies never say die!!!

goonies never day die but with the pinchers of pow you never know. LOL!!!

"Lookit, I got an idea! Why don't we just put chocolate all over the floor and let Chunk eat his way through it?" lol
(My other pen name is Steve Spielberg! LOL)

;laughs; yer a riot

http://www.mylot.com/w/di...

If you really want a teaser read this LOL~!!!

ROFL, let me find Nova, she'll keep it up for ya!

Ah, Scoop, how can I help?

Jinx!!!!

I like this one, Spark. I majored in flirtation, you know. University of Cunnilatio. Oooh, that was nasty. Now, do I have to bring up another topic? Tell me what I'm supposed to do here, please, and I'll gladly oblige, I'm sure.

My timing was perfect for joining in then?

I have been told Nova has a special way of keeping it up and as far as possible. I would like to help.

I am not sure of my punctuation there! Did I come to a full stop too soon, or should I have carried on regardless?

Oh my dear, you can come to a full stop, then continue on, certainly. Again and again and again.

Hmmm, what magic shall I use on you, Scoop? What's your fancy?

Oh baby, you do know how to cover all the senses don't you? Now go up one comment and help Dogg keep it up! ROFL................

I am surprised to find you a little behind, Nova!

Behind? Behind? If you're meanin the slap of the leather, yes, I suppose I am a bit behind, but I can come ahead, right there.

add in a headset with some decent music, and a blindfold, and youve got the makings of some awesome sensory deprivational orgasmic pleasure there;nod;

Then close your eyes, pretend you're single again and just let your imagination fly. You can do it..........I can hear you thinking you sexy saint you! LOL

mybe you can help: lol

Ok.
Our eyes met across a darkened room. You, so tall and mysterious. Me, so short and not so mysterious. Good thing the room was empty. lol
We drifted together in a slow dance of attraction. You lifted your had to my......
Your turn. LOL

Sorry, that should have read "you lifted your hand...."

it, a little hard to flirt when I can,t see your face and who i,m flirting with

LOL. Well here's a challenge for you then, and a great way to hone your flirting skills.
See my avatar? That's ME! Now flirt darn you, I'm all aquiver my precious and getting impatient! LOL

Gotta say Sparky you need feeding up my dear. How about I feed you some of my crepe style pancake. It's here. NO just there. Put you head down, open wide. There. Isn't that so good. Lick the sugar off it. Swallow it all. MMMM. Shall we try another piece?

dam that,s good i think i got this now. looking at your face that i cannot see it makes me feel good you just talking to me. LOL