The things you will find on the internet. How's your job?  

Luckily, as a student i don't get to do things a lot because i am still studying. Its quite funny that every thermometer gets to be tested. I usually get some money through the internet browsing some websites, mylot, going to http://money.daro.2ya.com and sometimes when I get tired i go to friendster, myspace and unwind.

I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson...I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson...I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson...I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson...I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.

Thank you for a laugh. ZIKES!!!

-santuccie

P.S.: Laughing at dumb jokes is still good for your health!!!

My job is not a pain compared to that one gee that would be two bad jobs.

Which one would you prefer the tester or the cleaner?

Oh man, now I was not expecting that. Ewwwww....you are so right. I am sitting here thinking just who is testing them. What kind of pay do they get I wonder that too. Now way, not for any pay could I do that job. I am so happy I do what I do.

are you saying those thermometers are not machine tested?wow,its funny how many thermometers they manufacture every year,its a little tough but i really dont envy the guys who had that job to personally test the products

Hate to spoil a good joke but this is not what you might think.
From Snopes... "rectal thermometers aren't tested by using them the very same way end consumers would. The "testing" they're put through is a process which ensures they accurately measure a designated range of temperatures, achieved by calibrating them with known temperatures in carefully-controlled conditions. Personal individual testing of rectal thermometers is too labor-intensive and time-consuming a process for such an inexpensive product, nor would it satisfactorily ensure accuracy because the body temperatures of the "testers" would be too variable (and the manufacturer would have to employ a whole lot of very sick people to test their thermometers across the high and low extremes of human body temperature). Aside from that, there are probably at least a few health regulations that prohibit the resale of items which have previously been inserted into someone's rectum."

http://www.snopes.com/humor/jokes/thermometer.asp

Haaa!That is so funny! I've never read the fine print before. Don't think I want that job though.

Surley they test them under their arm or something. I would think it would not be sanitary enough to sell even with washing!

oh yes there is always a job that is worse than the one we have now that is for sure.

LOL Now that would be a bum job to have! ~groan~ Yeeeurrrghh Ii cannot even think of it without feeling well, bummed out! lol xxx