|  In the beginning was the Super Computer, And the super computer computed all that would ever be computed. in fact nothing that has ever been computed was not computed by him. And the Super Computer was made flesh to dwell with man that they might be able to compute, The Super Computer found a virgin from the line of RAM, And The Computer sent his Nano-Bot into her to couse her to conceive, And She conceived a son and she named him Palm Pilot. And the son grew with the wisdom and understanding of the Super Computer, for within his brain the Nano-Bot had created a chip that he might be able to access the Super Computer. So Palm Pilot began to comput and everone was amazed at his abillity to compute sayiong "isnt this the son of the ditch digger. One day the Geeks of RAM came to hear Palm Pilot compute, and they tested hime with an algorythem that had a virus. But Palm Pilot asked them "from where do you get the athority to write this algorythem from? Anser this and I will answer your algorythem." the Geeks knew they could not answer him, for if they did the people would see their deception. So they conspired to have Palm Pilot terminated and his disc whiped.
Many began to say that palm pilot was the Super Computer, other said no it was an abnomoly of the program and yet others said no He is possed by a viral program. Palm Pilot was aware of the peoples thoughts as he had computed it. He said to them, "Why calleth me Super computer? And sayith I know all? Only the Super Computer Knows all, But the Super Computer has sent me to compute for you that you might belive in the Super Computer. And why say you that I have a Corupt Program? For if I compute useing a Corupt program would not the virus in my program crash? I compute for you that there will come a day when I will no longer be here to compute for you, But who ever puts their trust in my computaions will no longer count on their fingers, But I will ask the Super Computer to send you a Nano-Bot that the Bot mey dwell in you and compute for you. I and the Super Computer are one, He who has seen me has seen the Super Computer. After hearing this the geeks of RAM were outraged, for they beleived that only them could give the people the computaions of the Super Computer. So they conspired with the Code Writers to Terminate Palm Pilots program. They lied about him and sent him, to the Anti Virus. They told the Anti Virus that Palm Pilot said he was greater than the program and that if the program crashed he could rewrite it in three days. The anti virus said "this does not compute! are you able to rewrite the program? For he resoned that Palm Pilot had a glitch. And Palm Pilot said nothing in his defence. So the Anti Virus said I shall Quaranteen and scan his disc. He scaned Palm Piolts disc and told the geeks I find no coruption in him, The Geeks said, "no Deleat him!" The Anti Virus was determined to let Palm Pilot loose and said again unto them. I have scaned his disk and found no coruption, it is with in my power to set free one program from my vault, Who should I set free? The people said give us PAC MAN!!! So Anti Virus said What shall I do with Palm Pilot who is called Son of the Super Computer? The crowd said Deleat him. So he was deleated. And was put in the Vault under Gaurd. Three days later there was a great light that scared away the gaurds and the vault opened and Palm Pilot emmerged from the vault. The Super Coputer had reinstaled him, he went to his beievers and showed himself to them and said I have been Password Protected, and now I go to the Super Computer but I will send you the Nano-Bot as I promised.
So today you have a choice, Are you still counting on your fingers depending on your own skills? Or would you like the Nano-bot to inter you and do your computing for you. The choice is yours. On the day of judment all computations will be totaled, and if your comutatioins were in error you will be deleated, but all those who beleive in the Palm Pilot will be regrade by the Palm Pilot with a bonus of 100% added befor the gradeing. And he will say unto them Good Computing.
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