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Do you like read and share jokes online? email this discussion to a friend?

myLot reputation of 88/100. dio123 (641)   ranked 412 out of 2,695 in jokes5 months ago

I found it interesting to read jokes and fun items on the internet It makes us lighter and stress free atleast for some time. Do you read and share jokes online?
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1. myLot reputation of 99/100. jer31558 (2280)   ranked 1,363 out of 2,695 in jokes   5 months ago

I love to share jokes online or off line. I dont spend much time doing that though as usually I have my mind on something else.

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2. myLot reputation of 87/100. carinio98 (594)   ranked 2,202 out of 2,695 in jokes   5 months ago

i like jokes a lot. and if i got some jokes to share i share it here but i was to lazy now to save some jokes in my pc sad

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3. myLot reputation of 71/100. PamE53 (1539)   ranked 2,196 out of 2,695 in jokes   5 months ago

I like to share jokes with friends. BUt they need to be clean ones. Don't get me wrong I do have friends that don't mind some other kinds, but for the most part, I pass on the cute funny jokes.
Have a great day

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4. myLot reputation of 83/100. jtr115 (483)   5 months ago

I enjoy sharing jokes and funny pictures/videos with others. I recently used clips from the TV show "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" to make a video tribute to Wayne Brady.

A friend and co-worker of mine also e-mails me funny items from time to time. Once he sent me an article about a village in Austria near Salzburg called F--king. The article talked about how British tourists kept stealing signs with the village's name.

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5. myLot reputation of 74/100. naseefu (847)   5 months ago

Hello dio,
I think we the mylotters can share jokes by discussions and responses itself.

Who Is Stupid?:

One day a college professor of Psychology was greeting his new college class.

He stood up in front of the class and said, "Would everyone who thinks he or she is stupid please stand up?"

After a minute or so of silence, a young man stood up.

"Well, hello there sir. So you actually think you're a moron?" the professor asked.

The kid replied, "No sir, I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself."
Thanks w00t


 
6. myLot reputation of 98/100. marilynut (897)   4 months ago

lol Yes ... my brother and friends send me jokes all the time by e-mail. Here's one I got the other day! Funny!

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

BARACK OBAMA:
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!

JOHN MCCAIN:
My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

HILLARY CLINTON:
When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure -- right from Day One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.......

DR. PHIL:
The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW' problems.

OPRAH:
Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road andnot live his life like the rest of the chickens.

GEORGE W. BUSH:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

COLIN POWELL:
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road...

ANDERSON COOPER - CNN:
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

JOHN KERRY:
Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

NANCY GRACE:
That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.

PAT BUCHANAN:
To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

MARTHA STEWART:
No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.

DR SEUSS:
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
To die in the rain. Alone.

GRANDPA:
In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

BARBARA WALTERS:
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road.

ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

JOHN LENNON:
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.

BILL GATES:
I have just released eChicken2008, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of the Chicken. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C% ........reboot.

ALBERT EINSTEIN:
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

BILL CLINTON:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?

AL GORE:
I invented the chicken!

COLONEL SANDERS:
Did I miss one?

VP D. CHENEY:
Where's my gun?

AL SHARPTON:
Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens

 
7. myLot reputation of 95/100. myliezl0903 (1237)   4 months ago

yeah, just love reading humorous jokes online since my work is really stressing sometimes i need a break to at least make my life a bit lighter.,Ü and stress free as what you said.

 
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