Action and Cut! Thats a wrap!

I think Kathy Bates would do a good job
Or maybe a mix between her and Shirly Maclaine

This has been discussed with 20th century Fox but their first choice, George Clooney, was out of town. Leonardo diCaprio said that he would do it, but as he hasn't really worked since Titanic the studio didn't want to take the risk. Jim Carrey was game, but thought that he was God and wouldn't act straight so we have had to resurrect Boris Karloff. He is a good, if slightly plodding actor, much given to the use of electricity in his performance. I did ask that in the adult scenes I needed to show graphically how those little electric tingles caused my body to pule, but I think that with Karloff we got more than perhaps was wanted, or needed. A little secret, we have Mariah Carey doing the voice double for him in the musical section. This wasn't my idea. I wanted someone with a voice more like Pavarotti. But Mariah was the only one that would come at short notice. Fortunately I have held onto the bra and if Boris wears this whilst performing those numbers I think that we will fool the audience. Young p1kef1sh is played by Gary Coleman from Diff'rent Strokes. I thought that there was a similarity there somewhere. Phew. It's hard work being a film producer.

Hollywood would die if they ever looked at my life.
They would wonder how a person could ever do so much in such a short time.
And no I don't think they would use me, because I don't let people push me around, I cus and spit, hiss and huff.
Im just a bad old boy at times, and thats OK, as I get left alone, and people take a wide path around me.
For me there is always another door to open another place to go and more people to find. Gee I hope I have enough time t do all these things before I fall over, Just a moment when the reaper comes for me he will need to get in line and take a number. hahaha. that will hurt him bad, big time.

Well, we actually had a conversation about this a while ago and we figured Sandra Bullock or Angelina Jolie for me and Brad Pitt or Billy Ray Cyrus for my hubby

Funny how we actually talked about that subject and I found this discussion tonight

lindsey lohan.. i know she's not the best person in real life but i think she'll do well playing the part.. haha.. we're of the same age so that's a plus.. the only thing we have in common i think is tardiness.. haha..

probably roseanne barr or rosie o'donnell because of my size. Vin Diezel would probably play my son, I am not sure who would play the other characters.

For me I guess it would have to be someone like Whoopie Goldberg or Goldie Hawn as my life has been full of very bizarre events which have been a bit scary at times but full of humour too as I always try to look on the good that comes from a bad situation and look on the brighter side of life. Appearance wise they wouldn't resemble me at all though. Ellie:D

I've been told I look like Meg Ryan, but I don't see it, so I'd pick Meg Ryan to play me. She's played a doctor before in a movie and I'm a nurse, so it shouldn't be that much of a stretch for her to play me.

Now for mu husband? Give me Keifer Sutherland any day. I'd be glad to play myself in our movie. He's hot!

Kathy Bates definitly for this time in my life and probably Winona Rider when I was a teen. I picked Kathy because her charecter in P S I love you was me all over. My kids would be Bebes kids when they were little and now? Hmm probly like Rosannes kids on the sitcom.

Different times in life would demand different charecters lol.