The Honeymoon _ Joke  

Now that was cute:) I love it, I have never heard this one before .LOL Could you imagine being in the room underneath those 2 lol

That was funny! Imagine what they thought after they heard that.lol And wonddererr if they would have to pay for the damages.lol

Oh Wow... Hmm, this is Great, but I felt Sorry for the couple down below them.

This is a very funny joke! you actually made me laugh out loud! Thank you for it!

Thanks for sharing, I enjoyed reading this joke.

It reminded me of an English comedy show that Michael Crawford (Original Phantom of the Opera star) use to appear in when he was young called 'Some mothers do have em' He played the character of Frank Spencer. Frank would have done this in the hotel room and far worse!

thats wonderful :)

Oh that was kind that the man below didnt complain in the night, i guess it was too dark.

Good one. I wonder what happened to the people on the storey below!

A couple was invited to a swanky Halloween party by a family friend, in which all attendees were required to wear a mask. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone, and to make sure to say hello to her family. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.

The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still early, decided to go to the party. As her husband didn’t know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.

So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice “chick” he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.

After more drinks he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had passionate intercourse in the back seat. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behavior.

She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had. “Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you’re not there.” Then she asked, “Did you dance much?”

He replied, “I’ll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening.”

“You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!” she said with unashamed sarcasm.
“Actually, I gave my costume to my driver; apparently he had the time of his life.”

Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?

A: A visito