This is how the fight started  | |  Officer, this is how the fight started...
I rear-ended the car in front of me. I admit that. It was my fault.
So, we both pulled over to the side of the road, and slowly the driver of the car I hit gets out of his car...and you know how you just get so stressed and life...sometimes life seems like...funny
Well, the driver of the car I hit is a DWARF! He gets out of his car and I get out of my car.
He is frowning and scowling and he storms over to me. Right up close at me, he looks up in my face and says,
" I AM NOT HAPPY!"
And I don't know what possessed me, officer, but I look down at him and I said, "Well, If you're not Happy -- which one are you?"
....and that's when the fight started...
Thought you guys could use a good laugh...ROTFLMAO...
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| | | | | | 1.  Maggiepie (207) | 3 months ago |  Guffaw!
BOY can I relate to this. When I get flustered, sometimes, The Mouth just opens up all by itself & says the DURNDEST things! HAHA!
DANG it but that one was too funny!
Maggiepie (who loathes PCism)
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| | 2.  blkcat1 (2818) | 3 months ago |  LMAO. Good one hershey
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| | | 3. ducky685 (35) | 3 months ago |  omg, that is too funny. lmao
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| | 4.  laglen (1122) | 3 months ago |  OMG!!!!
Flippin funny! Thanks for the laugh
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