15 Commandments!
@sarahruthbeth22 (43143)
United States
May 15, 2008 11:10pm CST
Did you see History Of The World Part 1? If not.It is a spoof of important moments in history by Mel Brooks.In one scene he is playing Moses coming down with the tablets but instead of two, he has three. He says 15, and then drops one tablet and then says 10, 10 Commandments. Question.What do you think are the lost 5 Commandments?
For me the lost 5 are:
1.Respect others opinions
2.Thou shalt not rape a child or adult
3.Love and respect your neighbors, straight or gay
4.Don't judge your neighbor by the way he looks and last but not least
5.Wait an hour before swimming after eating.When I was young , I assumed it Was the 11th Commandment.
These are mine, what are yours. ps.Please be respectful. Thanks.
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@misheleen73 (6037)
• United States
18 May 08
First, thanks for the laugh. I remember that movie and that part.. too funny. Sometimes I don't think they make movies like they used to. Now to your question.. here are my 5 missing commandments:
1. Thou shalt not force your views, opinions, religion or politics on any other living being.
2. Thou shalt not harm any other living being for your own personal gain and/or pleasure.
3. Thou shalt consider yourself "holier than thou"
4. Thou shalt always respect oneself.
and my last one, due to my job..lol
5. Thou shalt not be stupid, commit stupid acts, nor inflict your stupidity on the rest of the population.
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@sarahruthbeth22 (43143)
• United States
18 May 08
You are welcome. I love your five more than my own!
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@Ravenladyj (22902)
• United States
20 May 08
OMG I've never seen that movie believe it or not but have heard that its fabulous (wonder if netflix carries it)...
LOL LOVE your 5th commandment!! thats too damn funny!!
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@sarahruthbeth22 (43143)
• United States
21 May 08
You have got to rent it. If you like spoofs, you will love it. This was the first r rated film I got to see.
@fpd1955 (2074)
• United States
20 May 08
Being raised a Catholic girl and having The Ten Commandments drilled into my head by the Nuns and Priests at my grade school and having to watch the very, very long movie "The Ten Commandments" every year for 6 years.....I laughed very hard at that scene in the movie by Mel Brooks. I can remember saying, "Thank goodness Moses dropped the third tablet or I would have had to learn 15 commandments!"
Mel Brooks equals brilliance!!
1.) Thou shalt not engage in war, especially using religion as the igniter.
2.) Thou shalt not force ones beliefs on others.
3.) Thou shalt not build weapons of mass destruction.
4.) Thou shalt not pay taxes on the absolute necessities of life.
5.) Thou shalt love and respect every living creature on this earth, including
the Earth.
PEACE
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