joke

The Salesman
I despise salesman, MAtilda informed her Aunt Harriet.
Especially house - to - house salesman.
Why? inquired Aunt Harriet.
Because I hate being cheated.
I have bought brushes and cosmetics from salesman and I havent had any problems, said Aunt Harriet.
Well, I have been sold too many useless and worthles things.A vacuum cleaner that blows instead of sucks, an electric heater that shorts out the fuses, a set of stainless stell pots and pans that rast....
Is that why you have the sign outside, Salesman not Allowed!
Yes that sign is the only practical thing I ever bought from a salesman!