The New Teacher
By xiaojing1226
@xiaojing1226 (236)
China
May 22, 2008 4:05am CST
George comes from school on the first of September.
"Geroge,how did you like your new teacher?"asked his mother.
"I didn't like her,mother,because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too....."
3 responses
@wangchunxia (701)
• China
3 Jun 08
What an interesting baby! and you will find there are many interesting things from the baby !
@naseefu (1607)
• India
26 May 08
Hello Xiaojing,
your joke is very interesting.We can enjoy one more here.
Manager Advice
A new manager spends a week at his new office with the manager he is replacing. On the last day the departing manager tells him, "I have left three numbered envelopes in the desk drawer. Open an envelope if you encounter a crisis you can't solve."
Three months down the track there is major drama, everything goes wrong - the usual stuff - and the manager feels very threatened by it all.
He remembers the parting words of his predecessor and opens the first envelope. The message inside says "Blame your predecessor!" He does this and gets off the hook.
About half a year later, the company is experiencing a dip in sales, combined with serious product problems. The manager quickly opens the second envelope. The message read, "Reorganize!" This he does, and the company quickly rebounds.
Three months later, at his next crisis, he opens the third envelope. The message inside says "Prepare three envelopes"
Thanks
@greenline (14838)
• Canada
23 May 08
Yeah , I can see it was pretty confusing for George ! But, he will be ok when things are straightened out ! Won't be long !
Have a nice day George.


