Have you ever told a white lie?
By makingpots
@makingpots (11915)
United States
May 30, 2008 4:43pm CST
You are going to love this, especially all of those who bake for church events.
Alice Grayson was to bake a cake for the Baptist Church Ladies' Group in Tuscaloosa , but forgot to do it until the last minute. She remembered the morning of the bake sale; and, after rummaging through cabinets, found an angel food cake mix & quickly made it while drying her hair, dressing, & helping her son pack for Scout camp.
When Alice took the cake from the oven, the center had dropped flat and the cake was horribly disfigured. She thought, 'Oh dear, there is not time to bake another cake.'
This cake was important to Alice because she did so want to fit in at her new church and in her new community of friends. So, being inventive, she looked around the house for something to build up the center of the cake.
Alice found it in the bathroom - a roll of toilet paper. She plunked it in and covered it with icing. Not only did the finished product look beautiful, it looked perfect.
Before she left the house to drop the cake by the church and head for work, Alice woke her daughter Amanda and gave her some money and specific instructions to be at the bake sale the moment it opened at 9:30 and to buy the cake and bring it home.
When Amanda arrived at the sale, she found the attractive, perfect cake had already been sold. She grabbed her cell phone and called her mom.
Alice was horrified - she was beside herself. Everyone would know! What would they think? She would be ostracized, talked about, and ridiculed! Al l night, Alice lay awake in bed thi nking about people pointing fingers at her and talking about her behind her back.
The next day, Alice promised herself she would try not to think about the cake and would attend the fancy luncheon/bridal shower at the home of a fellow church member and try to have a good time. Alice did not want to attend because the hostess was a snob who more than once had looked down her nose at Alice because she was a single parent and not from the founding families of Tuscaloosa but, having already RSVP'd, she couldn't think of a believable excuse to stay home.
The meal was elegant, the company was definitely upper crust old South and,to Alice 's horror, the cake in question was presented for dessert! Alice felt the blood drain from her body when she saw the cake!
She started out of her chair to tell the hostess all about it, but before she could get to her feet, the Mayor's wife said, 'What a beautiful cake e !'
Alice still stunned, sat back in her chair when she heard the hostess (who was a prominent church member) say, 'Thank you, I baked it myself.'
Alice smiled and thought to herself, 'God is good.'
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4 responses
@faith210 (11224)
• Philippines
10 Jun 08
Hi makingpots! haha..That is really hilarious! I really enjoyed the story.
I wouldn't want to be in the shoes of that hostess when the cake will be sliced. haha..
So much for white lies and show offs! haha..
Take care and God bless! 
I wouldn't want to be in the shoes of that hostess when the cake will be sliced. haha..
So much for white lies and show offs! haha..
Take care and God bless! 
@mummymo (23706)
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31 May 08
ROFL Isn't that wonderful and I bet she enjoyed the events that followed! lol OMG I can't imagine something like that happening in our church - everyone would just think it was hilarious! I have told little white lies from time to time but only to save someone from being hurt - they have to be little lies though as it is very apparent if I tell a lie - I feel so bad about it I always gove myself away! xxx
@makingpots (11915)
• United States
3 Jun 08
Glad you got a laugh.
I think little white lies exist for people to keep others from being hurt.
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@kerriannc (4279)
• Jamaica
31 May 08
lol
This goes to show that even in the church there are liars. I would have like to be there when she started cutting up the cake and see the roll of tissue in there. she would be so embarrass.
This goes to show that even in the church there are liars. I would have like to be there when she started cutting up the cake and see the roll of tissue in there. she would be so embarrass.@makingpots (11915)
• United States
3 Jun 08
I got a real laugh out of this one. Glad you enjoyed it.
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