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myLot reputation of 84/100. sparkofinsanity (3868)   ranked 3 out of 61 in sparks tales 4 years ago

We gathered on the grassless village green. Shovels at the ready, hoes shiny and bright, wheelchairs oiled and beer on ice in the barrel. The idea was to prep the land for grass seed. I should have left the beer in the pub!
I spread everyone out in a line and we began to work our way from one end to the other, hoeing and turning the soil with shovels while the sun beat down and the wind lifted the hair on the back of our necks.
We worked and sang and whistled our way through an hour of scraping and shallow digging.
BEER BREAK suddenly rang out in the air and all utensils hit the ground in unison!
Mad Meg - all tiny feet and hands and wild hair flitted about handing out bottles and talking a mile a minute to her 'spirit guides' who apparently, were criticizing our manual efforts to bring some green to our village green.
Walleyed Tom, of the wandering eyeball and busy hands, engaged himself in searching rather furtively, all the open pockets of the ladies he could creep up on unawares, looking I think, for a bottle opener! He seemed so disappointed when I showed him how to twist the cap off his beer bottle! Oddly, the ladies seemed a little disappointed too! LOL
You realize of course, that now that the beer was no longer off limits, the work for the day was done?
Everyone lolled about under the willow trees while Mad Meg fought off Tom's 3 beer efforts to catch her hair between his busy hands and whistle through it. An old game they've been playing with each other since they were children. That's nearly 75 years now!
Our resident horticulturalist informed us that her seedlings were ready for planting on the morrow, and with that bit of news everyone drifted home.
Later that night I took our rototiller over to the green and finished the job. The seeds are in and now it's up to Mother Nature to rain on our efforts. Mad Meg of course, was taking her habitual nocturnal flit around the village, chasing away 'bad mojo' and casting protection spells around the town for the night. I nearly had to slap her to convince her I was real and not some evil spirit come to undo all the work the residents had done that day.
Tomorrow if it doesn't rain, we will plant the seedlings around the green and hope for the best.
Stay tuned.

 

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tags:  grass seed, prep, renewal begins, small town humor, wheelchairs
 
1. myLot reputation of 92/100. dumblnddzzy (10631)   ranked 1 out of 61 in sparks tales   4 years ago

Sounds like you are just having too much fun now a day!!! I hope it rains for you so you can have your grass. I could hear the beer call all the way over here! Then I knew no more work for the day..Happy planting to you. You are doing a good thing for your town!!xoxoxoxoLori


myLot reputation of 84/100. sparkofinsanity (3868)   ranked 3 out of 61 in sparks tales  4 years ago

Next time you hear the beer calling Lori - get your butt over here! LOL

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2. myLot reputation of 92/100. edgyk8inmomma (1230)   ranked 26 out of 61 in sparks tales   4 years ago

All-in-all sounds like a fun day. And at least you had the chance and ability to go back and get things finished:)
Hopefully you get some rain, I know I had to water our efforts endlessly last summer, and we still have more to do this year.


myLot reputation of 84/100. sparkofinsanity (3868)   ranked 3 out of 61 in sparks tales  4 years ago

Well it rained all day today and that's a good thing. The seeds need it and as I'm rototilling my own front lawn to plant gardens and reseed, I need all the moisture I can get!

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3. myLot reputation of 92/100. novataylor (2165)   ranked 11 out of 61 in sparks tales   4 years ago

Hmmm, you live amongst such characters, darlin, I daresay you fit right in! I love these people! How fun, and quirky and funny. Whistle through her hair - I'm trying to visualize that.

Funny to picture a village green without the green. Bravo for your efforts! And yup, introduce beer into any operation and it's all she wrote. Shoulda known better. Yeah, yeah, shoulda, coulda, woulda. I have a feeling, though, that it's going to go great tomorrow,now that you've rototilled everything, and I want to see pictures of the green when it gets there. Please. God, I can so picture you up there, I swear. XXX


myLot reputation of 84/100. sparkofinsanity (3868)   ranked 3 out of 61 in sparks tales  4 years ago

Wait til you meet the rest of them nova! I swear, and have always said, when I moved here, I entered the twilight zone! LOL This town has more characters than a good novel - and I'm taking notes, because I intend to write one about them all. What you will get here is clips of those notes! LOL

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4. myLot reputation of 73/100. AnnieOakley1 (2645)   ranked 10 out of 61 in sparks tales   4 years ago

You just have such a wonderful way with words. It is a joy to read your prose. The way you describe each individual is just priceless and I can see them clearly.

Now you watch your back using that rototiller, dear. I don't want you bedridden.

Yep, NEVER let the beer out of the can until the job is DONE! Or at the first break, the job stops!


myLot reputation of 84/100. sparkofinsanity (3868)   ranked 3 out of 61 in sparks tales  4 years ago

Yeah - I learned my lesson about the beer! LOL
I took the day off today from the rototilling - still working on my own lawn. It rained all day, so I'm glad I got the village green seeds in last night.

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5. myLot reputation of 94/100. Goodie123 (7548)   4 years ago

Wow the village green is going to look wonderful when you have finished Sparky.
When you have finished do you think you could fly over and do my garden for me.
I do not have th time or the energy at the moment,
And it looks a bit "How Ya Going".


myLot reputation of 84/100. sparkofinsanity (3868)   ranked 3 out of 61 in sparks tales  4 years ago

I'm still waiting for your broom Goodie and then I'm there in a sweep! LOL


myLot reputation of 94/100. Goodie123 (7548)  4 years ago

Aww I had a wee accident Sparky.



myLot reputation of 84/100. sparkofinsanity (3868)   ranked 3 out of 61 in sparks tales  4 years ago

Well damn Goodie - you stay home and just send the broom then - but straighten it out first ok? Otherwise I'll fall off over South America someplace and you'll never see me again! LOL


myLot reputation of 94/100. Goodie123 (7548)  4 years ago

It is all repaired now Sparky, hop aboard on come on over.


myLot reputation of 84/100. sparkofinsanity (3868)   ranked 3 out of 61 in sparks tales  4 years ago

Oh good. I'll be there as soon as I'm finished taking flying lessons. Brooms are tricky you know! LOL


myLot reputation of 94/100. Goodie123 (7548)  4 years ago

Oh No flying lessons needed, just set it on auto pilot.lol

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6. myLot reputation of 83/100. skinnychick (3313)   ranked 6 out of 61 in sparks tales   4 years ago

LOL...Oh tales of a small insane town...so much fun to read.


myLot reputation of 84/100. sparkofinsanity (3868)   ranked 3 out of 61 in sparks tales  4 years ago

I'm posting a new one tonight. Geez this town goes crazy in the summer! LOL


myLot reputation of 83/100. skinnychick (3313)   ranked 6 out of 61 in sparks tales  4 years ago

I have to pay that town a visit...maybe I can turn it a little more upside down. LOL


myLot reputation of 84/100. sparkofinsanity (3868)   ranked 3 out of 61 in sparks tales  4 years ago

Be prepared to put down roots skinny. You won't want to leave! LOL


myLot reputation of 83/100. skinnychick (3313)   ranked 6 out of 61 in sparks tales  4 years ago

I wouldn't want to leave it sounds like a party!

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7. myLot reputation of 95/100. tammyr (3462)   ranked 2 out of 61 in sparks tales   4 years ago

Ahh the accomplishments of a team effort ( when there is beer that is!)
Small town life is so great, everyone helping out when needed!
I do hope your grass got green before the bad rains hit. I'd hate to think you all did all that work to just have it washed away!!


myLot reputation of 84/100. sparkofinsanity (3868)   ranked 3 out of 61 in sparks tales  4 years ago

I don't know yet how much of the seed is still viable. NOt much should have gotten washed away, but it has probably shifted and the grass will probably come up only in tufts here and there. LOL It's so windy and still raining. We reseeded again just in case and covered it all with peat moss, so hopefully it will fare better. It will be a few weeks before we know though.*sigh*

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8. myLot reputation of 77/100. myklj999 (7218)   4 years ago

Your village sounds like such a neat place to live. I've read a couple of your..I guess they'd be reports...and it really is cool the way you describe everything. I'll be "tuning in" for more of them.happy


myLot reputation of 84/100. sparkofinsanity (3868)   ranked 3 out of 61 in sparks tales  4 years ago

In the next one, Angel's favorite lady gets arrested! LOL
Tune in.........................................I'll be posting it tonight.

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9. myLot reputation of 89/100. Angelwhispers (4603)   ranked 14 out of 61 in sparks tales   4 years ago

It is so charming the way you describe your small town. I really do believe you have that magic that I was talking about in that show Northern Exposure. There is most certainly something to be said to living in a small place that everyone knows each other and all of their quirks. So much of that is missing in the US. I am already in love with Mad Meg. She seems to be my kind of woman! And Sparks you sure as hell fit in with the LOT! :))))


myLot reputation of 84/100. sparkofinsanity (3868)   ranked 3 out of 61 in sparks tales  4 years ago

We Canucks are a crazy lot when left to interbreeding for decades at a time! LOL Next tale is devoted to Mad Meg. You'll love it!

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10. myLot reputation of 80/100. olivebranch56 (716)   ranked 29 out of 61 in sparks tales   4 years ago

Sparks I have been away for a week taking care of 8 kid's, but it sounds like you have had your hands more full then I have, LOL. I have been sitting here reading the antic's going on in your little hamlet, and ROFLMAO. I needed a good laugh. What a cast of characters you have on your hands. I think I need to sell my home and move there for the entertainment if for nothing else. Please keep filling us in about the goings on, I love it. There must never be a dull moment there.


myLot reputation of 84/100. sparkofinsanity (3868)   ranked 3 out of 61 in sparks tales  4 years ago

Eight kids? Oh my! You're a braven woman than me Olive! LOL I've enough to do taking care of my seniors!
One of my concerns about saving this town is getting younger new families to move here. But I've had so many mylotters wanting to move here, that I don't think I'll worry about it anymore. I should start writing about our town in the city papers and I'll bet we'd be inundated with people wanting to move here! ROFL
Glad I can make you giggle. Everyone needs a laugh - and with 8 kids to handle......................LOL

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