Obama the Great Comes to Obamaville  

Everyone has wait for this day to come, yes Obama the Great making his triumphant return to Obamaville. When the town's people saw Obama the Great entering the town, they started screaming “We worship you Oh, Obama! You can do no wrong!” Obama gave one of his best speaches ever. He decided to utter 10 truths to the crowd.
OJ is an upstanding guy
Courtney Love is still a virgin
Donald Trump does not have a bad comb over
Madonna gets hotter every year
Heather Mills is not a gold diggin’ monopod
Ryan Seacrest is as straight as they come
Mary Kate and Ashley have chunky thighs, and
Every part of Pam Anderson's body is real.
(Yes I know that was only 8 but you know)
The crowd went wild. Chris Matthews was in the crowd and let out a shrill scream, shouting, “Yes! Amen! Glory, hallelujah! Obama I love you!” Chris then tried to do a cartwheel like Cuba Gooding, Jr. did at the Oscars, but because he’s old and flabby he wasn’t able to pull it off. But it was exciting and everyone rejoiced! Keith Olbermann announced that Obama was cuter than American Idol hopeful David Archuleta.