Do you ever beat your significant other up in the bedroom?

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My poor husband gets beat up all the time! Not on purpose, I'm just accident prone. This afternoon I bopped him in the eye so hard that he's afraid he may have a shiner in the morning! Not that it stops any of the action if you know what I mean..lol. He's had so many injuries over the years it's pitiful. I've hit him in the nose more times than I can count, poked him in the ribs, eyes, ears, stomach, it's all fair game. I don't know why I'm so bad to hit him. I don't do it on purpose, most of the time I'm trying to keep from falling or move the covers or something like that. I guess I shouldn't be surprised since I'm very clumsy everywhere else too! What about y'all? Anybody else have this problem?