funny to brighten your day

Hi stacyv81! haha..Those are hilarious! I was trying to pick one to post here so I could tell you it is my favorite but i had hard time picking one. haha..Each one is really funny but I guess, I will settle for this.."Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating." ; or maybe this, "# Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00"; or probably this one, "Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too." haha..they are funny! Thanks for sharing this my friend. really made my day! Take care and God Bless!