Things not to say to a naked guy
By kwenge
@kwenge (2487)
Kenya
June 28, 2008 4:00am CST
These are my views, please add yours and make this joke lively people.....here you go
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it's cute.
3. Who circumcised you?
4. Why don't we just cuddle?
5. Is that a second belly button?
6. Where's the rest of it?
7. Does it come with an air pump?
8. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
9. Where are the puppet strings?
10. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
11. You must be a growing boy.
12. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
13. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
14. Are you one of those pygmies?
15. My 8-year-old brother has one like that
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4 responses
@cyberfluf (4996)
• Netherlands
28 Jun 08
LOL... I'm adding these:
1. It's ok honey....
2. Don't move! You'll scare it away
3. Baby, we really need to talk
4. Look, a squirl!
. this is the best of all. Thanks.@kwenge (2487)
• Kenya
12 Jul 08
Hey cyberfluf, thanks again for coming by to respond and add another fun to this discussion! heheheeeee there another one that should not be said........Aren't you finished yet? I think its is out honey? you are not working hard? tell me/wake me up when you are through! hehehee thanks alot. Am waiting for more from you.
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@cyberfluf (4996)
• Netherlands
12 Jul 08
Well, how about:
1. You know, I saw a documentary about this
2. Going to a sextherapist can be a good thing, you know?
I like the one about are you done yet.. lol
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@secretbear (19448)
• Philippines
16 Aug 08
those are really funny comments! the best i can come up with is "are you suppose to show me something?" 
