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myLot reputation of 95/100. kwenge (1240)   ranked 90 out of 1,152 in sharing jokes4 months ago

These are my views, please add yours and make this joke lively people.....here you go
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it's cute.
3. Who circumcised you?
4. Why don't we just cuddle?
5. Is that a second belly button?
6. Where's the rest of it?
7. Does it come with an air pump?
8. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
9. Where are the puppet strings?
10. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
11. You must be a growing boy.
12. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
13. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
14. Are you one of those pygmies?
15. My 8-year-old brother has one like that



 
 
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cyberfluf (1724) response was accepted on 7/12/2008.
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tags:  jokes, fun, kid, mature content, life
 
1. myLot reputation of 98/100. cyberfluf (1724)   ranked 210 out of 1,152 in sharing jokes   4 months ago

LOL... I'm adding these:

1. It's ok honey....
2. Don't move! You'll scare it away
3. Baby, we really need to talk
4. Look, a squirl!


myLot reputation of 95/100. kwenge (1240)   ranked 90 out of 1,152 in sharing jokes  4 months ago

Hey cyberfluf thanks for your response. eheheeheheheeee 2. Don't move! You'll scare it awaythumbup. this is the best of all. Thanks.


myLot reputation of 98/100. cyberfluf (1724)   ranked 210 out of 1,152 in sharing jokes  4 months ago

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myLot reputation of 95/100. kwenge (1240)   ranked 90 out of 1,152 in sharing jokes  4 months ago

Hey cyberfluf, thanks again for coming by to respond and add another fun to this discussion! heheheeeee there another one that should not be said........Aren't you finished yet? I think its is out honey? you are not working hard? tell me/wake me up when you are through! hehehee thanks alot. Am waiting for more from you.


myLot reputation of 98/100. cyberfluf (1724)   ranked 210 out of 1,152 in sharing jokes  4 months ago

Well, how about:

1. You know, I saw a documentary about this
2. Going to a sextherapist can be a good thing, you know?

I like the one about are you done yet.. lol

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2. myLot reputation of 97/100. makatas (588)   ranked 819 out of 1,152 in sharing jokes   4 months ago

Haha, i really couldnt stop laughing when i saw this. Very funny indeed!
Thanks for making me laugh hard with this! Wish you all happy mylotting.

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3. myLot reputation of 68/100. anniepa (5882)   ranked 850 out of 1,152 in sharing jokes   4 months ago

This is hilarious! How about:
I didn't know you just got out of the pool!
or
So much for reaching my "G-Spot"!
Annie

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4. myLot reputation of 97/100. secretbear (4931)   2 months ago

lol those are really funny comments! the best i can come up with is "are you suppose to show me something?" lol

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