Wow, Teddy Bears are useful
By missbdoll
@missbdoll (1165)
Australia
June 29, 2008 1:42am CST
I has just come in after doing up bit of work in the garden and I could not find my house keys.I always leave them in the same spot, I'm looking everywhere and just starting to pannic, as I donn't have a spare set.I just happened to glance down at a chair at my dinning table that had a Teddy sitting on it and there beside Teddy were my keys. If I hadn'y of glanced down et the bear I'd still be looking.
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@CinderInMySoul (4717)
• United States
29 Jun 08
hmm i believe the real mystery is WHY did the Teddy have those keys? did he find them for you and was hoping for some cuddling on the side action? was he trying to keep you from leaving because he's lonely and alone at the kitchen table?
OR!
where was he going?
was it some bank job that he was the get-away driver on and you foiled his plan of retiring from the comfort and cuddle industry to a lush oasis in the tropics?
did Teddy have some sinister intentions towards a family member for excessive hugging which resulted in lopsided stuffing, which is ,of course, the single most humiliating thing to happen to a teddy.
did you check the trunk?! was there any duct tape and extra button eyes or spare packages of stuffing?
