What is the funniest thing that your kids have said or done?

my grand kids keep me in stitches all the time. Just last night, my son came in to get his 2 yo daughter nad he had stopped to get a bluetooth for his cell phone. He was standing in front of her opening it and she asks "what's that?". He says, "something for my cell phone". She says, "that's a bluetooth?" He nearly dropped the phone and we are dropping our jaws and in total amazement... how'd she know THAT!?!? THis kid is very smart and I keep her talking and all but good grief.. knowing what a bluttooth is? So when I could speak again, I asked her "how do you know that's a bluetooth?" she didn't answer, and then I said "Who has a bluetooth?" She says "mamu and papa" (her other grandparents) We laughed the rest of the evening on that one! IT happens all the time, tho!

One day when I was teaching my 5 years old boy about how heaven is, with some virulized or picture charts. After sometime the boy ask me a question, "Dad have been to heaven and come back" that question ragged my mine seriously untill today, that guestion is still echoeing in my mind I have tried to put away it cannot. Because whenever I am with my boy that guestion still in my mind.

I was with my son in the bathroom, getting ready to take him a bath. When he said, "mama, that's papa's p3nis!" to my surprise, I asked him again. "what did you say?" "that's papa's p3nis!", he reiterated. So, i asked him, "where?" And, he pointed the faucet. And, i started to laugh over and over. It really made me laugh. He actually saw his father's p3nis one time and i never thought that he could make a figure out of it, lol!