Yes Honey@!#**!!

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The joy and wonders of being in a relationship. As we woman are younger, we dream of finding our knight in shining armor wisking us away to our farytale dream. We search and hope for mister right to come along when all of a sudden there he stands. He is wonderful because he is considerate of what you want and because of this you love him more and more each day. You recieve your dream wedding, you know the one you have been planning almost all of your life? The years to follow look bright with hope when all of a sudden you fall out of bed into the real world! You open your eyes and turn to the ogar beside you, only to be hit in the face with his death breath. As your delicate female nostrils begin to singe from the everlasting stentch of morning breath you try to escape by hitting the floor at full force. Reaching the door knob seems endless. You try not to make a sound but all of a sudden that hairy beast who has gained 100lbs. farts, scarring you so much that you screetch. It has stirred, so you take off running before you have to sacrifice your sensitive lips by kissing it's scruffy, crusty, drooled upon mouth. Before you can quietly escape, the beast moans and you know he will be up soon. You run about to get showered and dressed for your wonderful farytale life, or nightmare, which ever you prefer, when it drags its ugly head around the corner scratching deep crevices along his deformed rear end. He plops himself down, expecting breakfast as usual. You make his breakfast, clean the house, take out the trash, do the laundry, go to work, and come home to find that he has moved from the table to his chair so that he will have easier access to those deep dark crevises. Tiered from work, you begin making dinner and still he sits. All of a sudden you realise that if you pinch yourself and do not wake up from this nightmare your only hope will be to run. As you stand there pinching yourself as hard as you can, it stares at you with hungry eyes. "What's for dinner?" it asks. You don't even bother to answer because you know he is just saying that he is beginning to waste away and needs food supplement to plump his flabby belly up. Finally dinner is done and you are done cleaning up. Wow, what a day. Just like all the others since the day he carried you through the door on your wedding day. Oh well, it is finally time to lay down and go to sleep to dream of the life you thought you were getting, that's life, LOL.