Worlds Hardest Riddle

Thats a really interesting one, you know I havent got a clue. I hope someone comes up with the answer, coz this it gonna annoy me now until I know what it is.

World's easiest answer: no.

I guess the answer is TIME

I turn polar bears white - Their coats are not always pure white.
and I will make you cry - When someone gets old and dies. When events occur
I make guys have to pee - They can't wait forever.
and girls comb their hair - They comb it because it gets long over time.
I make celebrities look stupid - There is always propaganda and rumors as people become well known over time.
and normal people look like celebrities - Events in their lives can be amazing over time. And when everyone's old they basically look the same.

etc., etc...

And with the popping. Time goes by fast, especially when you try to hold on to it. If you watch it go by you eventually die (pop).

That riddle is very difficult and I can see why it would be the worlds hardest riddle and I have been thinking about this riddle for a little while and the only thing I can think of would be time because I think time would turn polar bears white,and make people cry,and time also makes guys have to pee and girls comb their hair,and time makes celebrities look stupid,and normal people look like celebrities,and time turns pancakes brown,champagne bubble,and I think if you squeeze time it will pop and if you look at time you will pop,but I am not sure if that answer is correct or not but at least I tried.

hello, my answer to the riddle is "TIME".
please tell me yes or no?