I'm Peeved  

What a pitty that you had your plastic purple pitcher purloined. I can understand why you would feel peeved. Possibly even perturbed. Please try to pick yourself properly up off the pavement, pluck the dirt off your pants and carry on to the nearest Pikes where you can pick up and pay for a new plastic purple pitcher. May I suggest a Pea Shooter or a pellet pistol the next time some person tries to purloin your plastic purple pitcher from your porch?

Hey barbara, I'm sorry about your purple pitcher. That is
really mean. The thought that someone actually had the
nerve to come up on your porch and take it is very upsetting
in itself. I don't like the fact that someone got that close
to your personal property, let alone took the pitcher. I
have this thing about someone entering one's private space.
I had a wallet stolen from my handbag years ago and it
really was very unnerving to me that someone went in my
office draw, took out my bag, went through it and took my
purse and through the bag behind the file cabinet. It was
the thought that someone touched my stuff! I've had other
things stolen from my home by my "so called friends" too,
but I won't even get into that. People just have no respect
to other peoples things! That is very sad!

I'm so sorry for coming in so late. It's sad to hear this. But time is a great balm and I think you might have overcome your loss already.