Obama: Felix the Cat or Mr. Mistoffelees
By sedel1027
@sedel1027 (17846)
Cupertino, California
October 7, 2008 10:58am CST
On the way to teach my morning class, I had Walton & Johnson on. Now, I don't normally listen to these buffoons because they tend to be a bit off color and I don't always agree with their views. However, this morning I was laughing so hard, I couldn't change the channel.
If you live in the New Orleans or Houston area, you probably know who these guys are. There is a white guy, a black guy and a gay guy on the show, all of them have conflicting view points. They have been a morning radio show since 1983 and refer to themselves as radio "Gawds" After Katrina they relocated to Houston. http://www.waltonandjohnson.com/main/
Billy Ed started singing Mr. Mistoffelees referring to the deception and tricks.
Then Walton said that he though Obama was more like Felix because he has a "bag of trix"
Here is each of their songs.
Felix the Cat
The Wondeful Wonderful Cat
Whenever he gets in a fix
he reaches into his bag of trix
Felix the the cat
The wonderful wonderful cat
You'll laugh so hard your sides will ache
your heart will go pitter pat
That's Felix, he's the wonderful cat
[b]
Mr. Mistoffelees[/b] (chorus only)
He is quiet and small, he is black
From his ears to the tip of his tail;
He can creep through the tiniest crack,
He can walk on the narrowest rail.
He can pick any card from a pack,
He is equally cunning with dice;
He is always deceiving you into believing
That he's only hunting for mice.
He can play any trick with a cork
or a spoon and a bit of fish-paste;
If you look for a knife or a fork
and you think it is merely misplaced -
You have seen it one moment; and then it is GAWN!
(But) you'll find it next week lying out on the lawn.
So the question is, who is Obama more like Felix the cat or Mr. Mistoffelees from Cats?
1 response
@Kowgirl (3489)
• United States
7 Oct 08
I really can't see where either one would fit Obama.
He is more like a puppet than a cat. He says and does whatever he is told
and there isn't much knowledge about our countries affairs or issues in a
wooden head. He forgets from one speech to another what he said. He can NOT answer any direct question. At one gathering he actually looked to find someone who could tell him an answer but got none and stuttered for a while until he could think of some excuse why he couldn't answer them. Can't call him a cat because he isn't as smart as one, cant call him a fox because he isn't as sly as one. Can't think of any animal that would fit...So the only synonym I can find is "Puppet".
puppet=person controlled by another or by the hands of another.
