Tell me a joke

There was a Sardarji who was down on his luck. In order to raise some
money he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. He went to
the
playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've
kidnapped you." Sardarji then wrote a note saying: "I've kidnapped your
kid. Tomorrow morning, put Rs.2,00,000 in a paper bag and put it
beneath the mango tree on the north side of the city playground".
Signed: "A
Sardarji".
Sardarji then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to
show it to his parents. The next morning the Sardarji checked, and sure
enough a paper bag was kept beneath the mango tree.The boy was sitting
next to the bag. Sardarji opened up the bag and found the Rs.2,00,000
in cash with a note saying: "How can a sardarji do this to a fellow
Sardarji? Take the money, and Please leave my son." Signed: Another
Sardarji

A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?""I'm from Ireland," replies the second man.
The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of Course," replies the second man.
Curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?""Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin.""Of course," replies the second man.
Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man. "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!" the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!"About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Malley twins are drunk again."