Job requirement

Hello Mayka
These are very true in most cases yes, from working experience that I have had. It is also very underhanded the way that some companies treat their workers.
Thank you for posting these..it was very enlightening.

Hi Mayka

i wonder what to say
and i also wonder how u miss one most important point ion add

"they are looking for young, energetic graduates but also want 5 yrs experience"

Well i must say that looking for job and fitting in it is not that easy, u need to be quite adoptable. and unfortunately countries when un employment rate is high, So Under employment and Under paid employment is Common, and one hasd to work hard to survive

as u can see long queue of unemployeed graduates are waiting to grab opportunity regardless of any salary offerd

Its mockingly true post

Sadddd

you seem to have figured out all those lies managements dish out at various times to everyone of around. funny and serious. but it was worth reading and i enjoyed it. also it gave me some ideas.

i know it is really hard to find a job around here as it is everywhere i guess. just hang in there something will come up for you. think positive!!

it sis very true. it may sound hilarious but i guess all these points are valid in case of job requirements. but in many cases, peopel who are able, can find very good paying jobs

you are so right!! i remember looking through the classifieds last time my hubby was trying to find a job and the ads are crazy.. everything is in code like you put.. you really never know what your walking into half the time..

A great listing whcih is more true as well ...the day changed
But i could say now a days i am receiving a oppourtunites addition which states improve! listen! update! learn more! get trained! but no vaccanies or job list atleas to earn something because of the crunch even many companies provides layoff as well..

Gosh! Is this a joke or something real? How did you come to this conclusions mayka? All of them are true and relevant. Heheheheeeeeeeee I had to laugh out before i finished reading. Number 7, 8, 9 are just the domb and they most apply in all jobs heheheheeeeeeee. Thanks for keeping us informed dear. You must have done this to applicants heheheheeeeee.

Hah! This is funny. I don't think all these are true, but 80% of the time they probably are. How strange. I never saw the underlying meaning until you actually pointed it out. Thanks! Another great entertainment for the day.:)

How about when they say enthusiastic and energetic - to me that means they want someone young.

When I was job hunting, I used to read the ads with this same frame of mind - trying to figure out what they really wanted. I may have boxed myself out of a few jobs by assuming too much from the ads, I don't know. But I didn't feel good about applying for some of the jobs, based on the ads.