Madonna stoops to new low....  

It seems the only way Madonna can get any attention is with contraversy. She is going to hold a funeral for all the trinkets and gifts that her ex, or soon to be, gave her. Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

On the maturity level, this is in the minus'. This poor has-been has nothing better to do? She feels she has to convey her feelings about the end of her relationship by holding a funeral? One wonders how much this will cost her, as I'm sure she'll try to invite A-listers to her 'gala'.

Madonna, first of all, start using your real name as Madonna is an oxymoron when used by you. Second, spend that money on some counseling and perhaps you will eventually be able to develop a real relationship, with valid reasons. Time to have up your thong, hag. No one cares about you anymore; and I, for one, never did.