I like to play the banjo with my nose....  

Oh yeah that's a great one!!!! That also explains why you have to draw yer eyebrows on with magic marker now a days.

...but I'm still not understanding why you keep drawing mine on?

I draw yers on so I can add flares of expression!!!! like the other day while ya were asleep.. I drawed em real big and all flared out... you went to the store and got that stuff fer free simply cause I drawed them things.. ya looked mad and surprised all at once.. they were scared not to take your home made coupons!

P.M.S. sometimes I like to only draw one of mine on.. it makes people stop and stare.. I like to pretend I'm popular!

I like that unibrow of yers, it's unique!!!!


Hey did you ever play Corned Hole? That a game where you use a dead possum and a corn cob....that was a great hobby of my Great Great Uncle Fred. He use to hold Corned Hole tournaments in his back yard every weekend. Till that black day in March, when Fred didn't realize that possum wasn't dead.....he never was right after that and well............ I can't say that possum was either.

nope.. I never played that game.. but I remember once when Aunt Buster did.. we dug around for days and never could get the poor lil feller out!

but I found this watch!!!!!!!..... check it out! nice, huh?? I think it's a timex.. it took a lickin' but kept on tickin'!

*holds watch up*

yer wut?

TALLY WACKER STORMY!!!!

ya know.......my ding dong.........my light saber......my hooker lure........my fun meat.......my magic inch worm.

*scratches head*

ya got pictures????

*holds head side ways*

hmmmmmmm

*hangs up side down*

nice hat!!

Tally Wacker? Ain't that there one of those gadgets them men folks use to get a nail to go through a board?

I think that's a hammer.. my cat friend!

Ducks..... this is my friend bear!

bear this is my friend ducks!

quack!!!......i mean GRRRRRROWL!!!.......i mean hello.

A hammer? Boy yer not the fastest tool in the shed are ya? A Hammer is one of those BIG BOXY truck thangs that almost looks like an armored truck.


Hi Bear, you sound like yer havin an identity crisis. That's ok I have a cousin that is to. He sometimes thanks he's aardvark, but he ain't sure on what they do, so he just mainly walks around with a sign on his head saying..."I'm an Aardvark".

awwwww man! ya mean cousin Fred is still doin' that? chit! I thought by now he would at least be something he could spell!

Well it is kind of hard fer him to be the letter "A", LOL!!!

but ya remember when him and cousin flossy decided they would become superhero's and they wore their underwear outside their clothes? yah, no one had the heart to tell him that he had a racin' stripe on the back of his costume...

just between us.. I thank he is a lil wee todd did!

i thought a hammer was a shark..............a HEAD shark...........a hammerhead shark
...........nevermind.