Put me out of my misery!

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Is there something you do almost every day, without a single problem, then all of a sudden, BAM. The fool thing won't work, won't print, won't do what it's supposed to do? We use a woodstove. I've learned how to start a fire. I can do it everyday. No problem. I know how to stack the wood, small to large, so it will burn. I can get the hugest logs to burn. Today, there is a log inside that stove that refuses to burn. I have restuffed other logs under it, they all go poof. But not that stinking, unmentionable, unprintable, confounded LOG!! It's not even a full log. The silly thing is a fourth. But no, it won't burn. I'm gonna scream!!! I can't even pull it out and throw it away. It's got the tiniest little fire on the opposite end... Has had it since 6 am this morning. Nothing else. AAARRGH!!