What do you do first thing in the morning?  

I don't know it kind of depends on what I feel like doing or whatever. I will usually either wake up and get something to drink or go to the bathroom as soon as I wake up like most people. Then I usually either do stuff on the computer, play video games, or perhaps work on some music or reading. It's hard to say what the first thing I do in the morning is though because there are so many different days in life.

Dogs go outside so they can pee and I feed them. That is how I start my day everyday.

The first thing I do in the moring is pray, then I get on my computer answer five discussions, then I go in the bathroom and take my shower, and then I get dressed, and after I get dressed, I get back on my computer, and answer some more discussions, this is what I do everyday, until it's time for me, to go to church that evening every Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday, and when I come back from church, I get back on my computer, and finish answing my discussions.

Hmm.I switch on my laptop and only then I brush my teeth etc.No newspaper etc.I use the laptop for anything and everything.

for me, I always in a hurry. I struggle from bed and brush my teech, wash face then run out to catch bus.

Hi, the first thing I do in the morning is turn off the alarm clock then stand and stretch then stumble into the kitchen and get breakfast prepared for my b/f and prepare his lunch to take to work.

hi, the first thing i do in the morning when i wake up is to wake up my hubby too so he can take his pills,its a must for him to take this pills every morning with an empty stomach,its a maintenance pills..after that i checked out my twins nappies if its full or not :) thats what my daily morning routine :)

Hi Jshekhar, you are right it's a funny topic.
The first thing I do when I wake up is I go to the toilet and brush my teeth. then i get dressed, pray the morning prayers and leave for work.
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