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myLot reputation of 84/100. sparkofinsanity (3868)   ranked 4 out of 199 in sparkofinsanity 3 years ago

Well the party's over, but the band is still playing in my head, so no yelling ok?
Thanks.
We got the truck out of the hole, got the hole filled in, and everyone was accounted for when it was all over..........Spunky made sure of that!
The party hats were a big hit and so was the hot chocolate, baked goods and of course the coffee.
The BRANDY however, was the hit of the day.
Here's why:
Every time someone cracked a joke at my expense, I had to down in one gulp a shot of brandy. The farmers insisted. It was their 'payment' for the use of their chains and tractors.
Frankly, it was just an excuse to see me drunk!
You need to understand that the ladies and gents (BIG HIC!) in my little town could drink Paul Bunyon under the table in 3 seconds flat.
I however am a lady! I know when to quit..............(Double Hic!)
So my fellow citizens have never seen me drunk.
Until today.
I may be small, I may even be shrinking, but in the right mood, I can hold more boooze than the local Beer Store.
So for the first hour, I hardly weaved or stumbled or bumbled at all.
Halfway into the second hour Spunky glued herself to my side, I'm sure because she could sense my rapidly disappearing equilibrium.
When I tried to sneak cups of coffee, some wag spiked my mug........
Shortly into the third hour and one empty brandy bottle later, I finally fell over. Spunky draped herself over me and the farmers took pity on me, and carried me into my house and tucked me onto my couch.
I just woke up awhile ago, and all I can say is thank heavens for spell check..........w00tAnybody got a hangover cure? PLEASE!!!!!!!!

 

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tags:  drunk, hangover, drinking, booze, brandy
 
1. myLot reputation of 95/100. OreoCookie3 (22470)   3 years ago

Bless your heart! I would have to say that I have heard tomato juice is a good hang over reliever. I have never needed anything for hangover.. but I've heard this works.


myLot reputation of 84/100. sparkofinsanity (3868)   ranked 4 out of 199 in sparkofinsanity  3 years ago

The stores are closed. I guess I'll just have to crush and mush my own tomatoes........wanna bet I cut myself? LOL


myLot reputation of 94/100. jerzgirl (3245)   ranked 9 out of 199 in sparkofinsanity  3 years ago

How will you tell, Sparks? Same color as the tomato juice, right?


myLot reputation of 84/100. sparkofinsanity (3868)   ranked 4 out of 199 in sparkofinsanity  3 years ago

Awwwwwwwww for cryin' out loud jerz!
Well that accounts for the coppery taste! LOL

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2. myLot reputation of 85/100. alharra (347)   ranked 57 out of 199 in sparkofinsanity   3 years ago

Sound like a H**l of a party... the questions are did you have a good time and would you do it again?


myLot reputation of 84/100. sparkofinsanity (3868)   ranked 4 out of 199 in sparkofinsanity  3 years ago

I think I had a good time................ask me again when I'm sober. hic!


myLot reputation of 85/100. alharra (347)   ranked 57 out of 199 in sparkofinsanity  3 years ago

Would you do it again? Look at the bright side of this- you probably made some new friends They will probably help you if you ever need it again no charge after you provided that much amusement too.


myLot reputation of 84/100. sparkofinsanity (3868)   ranked 4 out of 199 in sparkofinsanity  3 years ago

I'd party again, but no, don't think I'll be going the drinking route any time soon.*sigh* And I did so love my brandy! LOL


myLot reputation of 85/100. alharra (347)   ranked 57 out of 199 in sparkofinsanity  3 years ago

All good things must come to an end- at least temporarily.


myLot reputation of 84/100. sparkofinsanity (3868)   ranked 4 out of 199 in sparkofinsanity  3 years ago

It's gonna be a loooooooooooong 'temporarily' for me I think! LOL


myLot reputation of 85/100. alharra (347)   ranked 57 out of 199 in sparkofinsanity  3 years ago

I gotta ask- where are you located?


myLot reputation of 84/100. sparkofinsanity (3868)   ranked 4 out of 199 in sparkofinsanity  3 years ago

Smack dab in the middle of the lonely Prairies in the middle of Canada. Where are you?


myLot reputation of 85/100. alharra (347)   ranked 57 out of 199 in sparkofinsanity  3 years ago

Athens GA- home of the University of Ga


myLot reputation of 84/100. sparkofinsanity (3868)   ranked 4 out of 199 in sparkofinsanity  3 years ago

I've been to Athens, Greece, but never to Athens, Georgia. I do believe I'm missing a treat! LOL


myLot reputation of 85/100. alharra (347)   ranked 57 out of 199 in sparkofinsanity  3 years ago

You aren't missing a thing. Unless you count drunk frat boys and sorority girls as treats. I can tell you I don't want to go to the grocery store without a flame thrower at the beginning of each incoming freshmen class. Those people are so stupid it is pathetic and they turn a 20 minute trip to the store into a hour and an urge to kill.


myLot reputation of 84/100. sparkofinsanity (3868)   ranked 4 out of 199 in sparkofinsanity  3 years ago

I LOVE college students................well as long as they're somewhere else! LOL


myLot reputation of 85/100. alharra (347)   ranked 57 out of 199 in sparkofinsanity  3 years ago

That's why I want the flamethrower- I just made dinner... how many could i remove from class this year i wonder


myLot reputation of 84/100. sparkofinsanity (3868)   ranked 4 out of 199 in sparkofinsanity  3 years ago

Catch them in the Chem Lab and who knows? LOL

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3. myLot reputation of 93/100. TLChimes (1753)   ranked 14 out of 199 in sparkofinsanity   3 years ago

WHAT SPARKY? I CAN'T HEAR YOU? DID YOU SAY WHISPER?

blinkThis better? OK try an Irish coffee. It'll make you feel better... for a minute.

Glad it all worked out well and that they didn't let YOU fall in the hole.

Bet it beat the local Barn raising.


myLot reputation of 84/100. sparkofinsanity (3868)   ranked 4 out of 199 in sparkofinsanity  3 years ago

OMG it hurt my head just to read that! LOL
Irish coffee huh? That I can do.
And shhhhhhhhhhhh, don't tell anyone, but when I finally fell down it was right smack dab in the centre of the hole. Good thing it was filled in or they would probably have left me there! lol


myLot reputation of 93/100. TLChimes (1753)   ranked 14 out of 199 in sparkofinsanity  3 years ago

Um... since you are making it, share a cup?


myLot reputation of 84/100. sparkofinsanity (3868)   ranked 4 out of 199 in sparkofinsanity  3 years ago

Here you go..........sorry the whipcream is out of a can. I just can't turn on any appliances right now! LOL

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4. myLot reputation of 73/100. AnnieOakley1 (2645)   ranked 33 out of 199 in sparkofinsanity   3 years ago

Take 2 aspirins and call me in the morning. You just need to sleep it off, my dear. Drink plenty of fluids. sad

The headache is actually caused by dehydration from the alcohol.doh

IF you had some green medicine, that would do the trick instantly.rasp


myLot reputation of 84/100. sparkofinsanity (3868)   ranked 4 out of 199 in sparkofinsanity  3 years ago

I've been sucking ice cubes and at least my stomach isn't doing the tango.......but yeah some green medicine would come in handy about now. At least I'd sleep like a slightly inebriated baby! LOL BTW, you're new avvy is scaring the sh*t out of me!


myLot reputation of 73/100. AnnieOakley1 (2645)   ranked 33 out of 199 in sparkofinsanity  3 years ago

It's just George yawning. I was taking pics of him since he sits here right beside
me all the time, and just before the camera clicked, he yawned!

Maybe it'll scare the newbies off, eh? w00t


myLot reputation of 73/100. AnnieOakley1 (2645)   ranked 33 out of 199 in sparkofinsanity  3 years ago

So, in the vein of this discussion, I thought I would share this photo I took last night of the hubs after he consumed a fairly large amount of beers with our neighbour, Gary.

I sincerely hope you didn't feel this bad, though. Although, he says he felt better afterwards.

btw: it was Gary's idea to take the pic at the time, and since I had it on the computer, and thought it applied to this discussion, and we're supposed to make more earnings from posting photos, I just had to do it.

Please forgive me in advance if it makes you feel worse instead of better.

I was hoping it would make you feel less alone in your current plight.


myLot reputation of 73/100. AnnieOakley1 (2645)   ranked 33 out of 199 in sparkofinsanity  3 years ago

Mylot took so long to upload, I guess it didn't post the photo. Grrr. Trying again.


myLot reputation of 84/100. sparkofinsanity (3868)   ranked 4 out of 199 in sparkofinsanity  3 years ago

I can just imagine what your hubs looks like............have seen him like that before remember?*shudders* LOL
Sorry the pic didn't load, but at least now, I know it's not just me having probs!

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5. myLot reputation of 87/100. fwidman (5652)   ranked 17 out of 199 in sparkofinsanity   3 years ago

I have always heard the best cure was a hair of the dog that bit you, but I doubt that another shot of brandy would help you lol Best hangover cure I know of is simply to go to sleep and stay that way for a lot of hours happy


myLot reputation of 84/100. sparkofinsanity (3868)   ranked 4 out of 199 in sparkofinsanity  3 years ago

Spunky hasn't bitten me yet, but there's a first time for everything............lol
Yes, sleep, I need more sleep...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


myLot reputation of 87/100. fwidman (5652)   ranked 17 out of 199 in sparkofinsanity  3 years ago

Although that dog should probably bite you so that you stay home, that isn't what I meant by hair of the dog lol


myLot reputation of 84/100. sparkofinsanity (3868)   ranked 4 out of 199 in sparkofinsanity  3 years ago

LOL, I know what you meant, but I'm drunk still and just playing with ya! ROFL OH, my aching head!

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6. myLot reputation of 99/100. mentalward (6158)   ranked 26 out of 199 in sparkofinsanity   3 years ago

Hair of the dog, sparks... and I'm NOT talking about Spunky's hair!

I'm not one to advise drinking for any ailments EXCEPT for hangovers! Just a little drink of what you drank a LOT of will help to lessen the withdrawal effects (hangover).

Drink plenty of water, too. Part of the pain of hangovers is caused by dehydration believe it or not. I used to be co-director of a group of people called C.O.D.E. (Committee on Drug Education). Nah, I'm not a tee-totaller or go around ranting about the evils of fire water. I just like learning stuff and this group was fun! I'm not gonna say any more about it here, in public. Hahaha!

Just a lil of that brandy should perk you right up. Isn't it sad that the more 'fun' we have, the more we pay for it later? sad


myLot reputation of 84/100. sparkofinsanity (3868)   ranked 4 out of 199 in sparkofinsanity  3 years ago

But I drank all the brandy!*sob* They tell me I even managed to get my tongue to the bottom of the bottle so I could lick the residue!
So I'm sucking on ice cubes and praying for an early death.............it won't happen of course, but it's taught me to keep more than one bottle of brandy on hand! LOL

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7. myLot reputation of 96/100. tamarafireheart (13724)   ranked 1 out of 199 in sparkofinsanity   3 years ago

Hi sparky,


So, no food fight then? well at least the truck is out and the hole filled in, no damage done either and everyone had a lot of fun and I'm sure you enjoyed yourself, must have been a great party for you to get sozzled, good thing Spunky was there to keep you safe, now for that hang-over remedy, have two slices of dry toast no butter on it mind and black. That will set up right. Love and hugs.


Tamara
xxxxx


myLot reputation of 84/100. sparkofinsanity (3868)   ranked 4 out of 199 in sparkofinsanity  3 years ago

The farmers got me sozzled Tamara...........honest they did! LOL And no food fight. I did promise remember? LOL Thanks for the toast idea, that just might work if I can keep it down.....Higgles

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8. myLot reputation of 99/100. Opal26 (14496)   ranked 78 out of 199 in sparkofinsanity   3 years ago

Well sparks I guess that quiet little town that you live in really
isn't so quiet is it? And those "old folks" really know how to
party down huh? So that's what they do! Those farmers do know
how to have a good time and they are polite too! They even
made sure that you got into the house safely! Although, I
don't think Ms. Spunky would have had it any other way!
So at least they helped you out of your dump truck trouble!
I guess next time you will leave it to the professionals???


myLot reputation of 84/100. sparkofinsanity (3868)   ranked 4 out of 199 in sparkofinsanity  3 years ago

Yes ma'am, from now on I'll leave it to the pros. And my seniors certainly do know how to party, even in the snow! LOL

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9. myLot reputation of 94/100. jerzgirl (3245)   ranked 9 out of 199 in sparkofinsanity   3 years ago

Yeah - a CD of Barbra Streisand's greatest hits playing on a surround-sound system with you dead center (or would that be you dead in the center?) If anything, you would never allow it to happen again, right? surrender whistle


myLot reputation of 84/100. sparkofinsanity (3868)   ranked 4 out of 199 in sparkofinsanity  3 years ago

Oh jerz, you just gotta turn up the music in my head don'tcha? LOL Yep, me dead in the centre alright! LOL And no more holes and dump trucks, I promise! ROFL

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10. myLot reputation of 73/100. TheGreatWhiteBuffalo (1509)   ranked 35 out of 199 in sparkofinsanity   3 years ago

the buffalo crawls in quietly and gives sparks a soft thought, do the water, rest and we can talk more about it tomorrow.

the farmers are great guys, helping you out and getting your mind off of your worries, the price was huge, have courage and say no at the right time and then it won't go so far.

here is a good piece of advice, the best cure for a hangover is to not over indulge, you exceeded you limit and I'm glad you didn't get that alcohol poisoning brandy really messes with my insides...

so with a little courage I'd remind you in order to maintain your convictions and set a better limit, no matter how much fun it is to show your bravado...

I tip my hat and wish you a speedy recovery.


myLot reputation of 84/100. sparkofinsanity (3868)   ranked 4 out of 199 in sparkofinsanity  3 years ago

It was fun, and I wasn't the only one who got sozzled! LOL But it will be eons before I do it again. I guess I just needed an excuse to let loose for a change. It's been awhile and winter cabin fever was really getting to me!


myLot reputation of 73/100. TheGreatWhiteBuffalo (1509)   ranked 35 out of 199 in sparkofinsanity  3 years ago

Well how are you feeling today darlin'

I imagine you'll be putting up some more details of how that there truck managed it's way up and out of that there hole and I'm wonderin' where did the rest of the fill come from?

It sounds like you have some right friendly and nice neighbors to help you out in your time of need, this is a classic Canadian behavior that I've noticed most people are more laid back and accommodating. And yes, yes the love of the alcohol, more is better for some of them.

George was the owner of the campgrounds where we used to vacation in Port Severn...

Well you certainly have for yourself a full blown traumatic memory *snorts* I hope I don't knock you over with a big rasp

It's time to tickle your toes and your fingers...

happy

More, more, more... I love it, and I'm hungry...

I was listening to that Danny boy on Wysp, and after I wrote to you in the morning he gets on air and starts talking about doing his now girlfriend... I thought to myself no way, what he was saying and what I wrote were almost mirror images, except he was having way much more fun... While I was only be descriptive of my job, I get paid to have fun and risk and anytime the engine is engaged there is a danger I'm sure that Annie O., knows what I'm writing about there, as soon as you start the engine you have to start looking for trouble. So I get paid to look for trouble while Danny has fun... Hmmm? I think I know what the problem is, I have to pay too much for basic needs... It couldn't be that I don't demand to be paid enough to survive now could it?

It would be nice to be able to pay off my debts... I'm getting there but this short month really has me anxious... I can't afford to pay twice for products that I only received once... *Looks in at bank ledger notices that one of my checks was processed two times???? * Hey' they shouldn't be doing that... I'm sure that will soon be corrected, or I'll have to call and complain... LOL It's probably some computer glitch... Humans don't ever make mistakes...

Ahh! But life goes on, and on, and on...

Pulls Sparks out from under Bo's skirt, we have our eyes on you now... Hmmm? What are we going to do today?

I'm off and running...


myLot reputation of 84/100. sparkofinsanity (3868)   ranked 4 out of 199 in sparkofinsanity  3 years ago

I'm much better today George...........no YOU George, not Port Severn George. lol
I know Port Severn very well. My family has a cottage not far from there. We used to spend a lot of summer's in that area and picnics at the Port were always fun.

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