The High Cost of Pet Ownerhip!!!!  |
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| Ok don't shoot me But I run accross something funny that describes what we go through as pet owners. LOL!! So after you read this long list tell me what you think of it and should there be anything added. THE HIGH COST OF PET OWNERSHIP Published in Malamute Quarterly 1998 One pet quality dog/puppy from a reputable breeder 750 Doggy photo album, extra film 35 AKC registration & certified pedigree (for bragging) 33 Puppy vaccinations/rabies 250 Neuter/spay surgery to avoid OOPS! with neighbor's muttly 75 Heartworm test & preventative (prevent now or hospitalize 65 later at 5x cost. Fecal Checks twice yearly 20 Fencing for the yard (small kennel to whole yard 200-3000 Reinforcement for yard fencing 50 Puppy obedience classes 125 Subscription to the Malamute Quarterly 44 Large Den Like crate 140 Designer Down-filled doggie bed for crate 45 Cheaper replacement bed (other got chewed up) 25 Replace with old towel/rug (chewed up again) -0- Toys-Truckload, NylaBones, Booda bones, Kongs, balls, 75 squeeks/stuffed animals to "kill/gut) Vet bill to remove balls, squeekies, stuffed animal parts 500 Training treats to motivate, (you want ME to come) 50 BitterApple, rawhides, chew hooves, pig ears (to save 60 $5000 on furniture/woodwork) Repair chair anyways 30 Doggie Door (in/out/in/out/in/out 45 Baby gates (good till junior learns to jump) 35 Leash, collar, dishes, grooming brushes, nail clippers, 80 and can't forget that pooper scooper Coat grooming (home versus professional) 0-500 Dog license - save $3 if neutered 10 If you let him roam, include $$$ for fines, livestock 250 replacement, angry neighbors and pound fees Lawyer's consultation fee 75 Bath supplies - dog shampoo, Skunk-Off, dog towels 15 Misc. Emergency vet care (dog fights, broken teeth) 240 Emergency vet care for neighbor's ShihTzu that 275 challenged your dog Ask for frequent visitor discount from vet after 15-5000 hip replacement, swearer to cover his coat funk Food (if you buy cheap food, need bigger pooper scooper 750 Dog house/bedding (he's become so annoying in house) 100 Boarding kennel for vacations 10/day Missing pies/brownies, roasts/chicken off countertop 235 (been outsmarted by the best) Replace chewed pants, (treats left in pocket) 60 Harness, sled, all-terrain vehicle to pull couch potato 0-2,500 future Iditarod lead dog Flea, tick spray/powders/collars, etc. 60 Commercial vacumn cleaner/bags, anti-shed spray 600 Gallons of Windex (noseprints on glass) 50 Carpet cleaning (muddy paws on the new white carpet) 650 Gave up-put down hardwood floor 2000 Replace holes in lawn, dug up flowers, defoliated trees 195 Your Psychological counseling for unknown body parts 75/hr deposited in your lap as a proud present SECOND DOG... Show quality this time....large van or sport vehicle that can transport TWO big dogs........ 25000 "Disclaimer: For Those drollery-impaired, this is humor ~ENJOY~ | | | | | |
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1. barbie84 (5346)
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3 years ago
| | what a huge list at the end you could do with the euthanasia and cremation bill too, my rotty cost me a fortune to have cremated last year | | | | | | |
bellaofchaos (3112)
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3 years ago
| | I didn't even think about that .... | | | |
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2. okkidokitokki (1434)
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3 years ago
| | from personal experiance: The $50 leather collar with spikes because the neigbors dog goes for the throat. and the new vacume cleaner to replace the old one that went up in flames because of all the dog hair. this was great :) | | | | | | |
bellaofchaos (3112)
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3 years ago
| | LOL!! I love this list bacause it's funny but true. LOL!!! | | | |
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3. leenie50 (2134)
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3 years ago
| | Hi bella, That is pretty funny and scary at the same time. Now if you get a shi tzu instead of a Malamute and don't need papers for bragging, I think I can cut those costs. But the truth is, to take good care of your pet by getting their shots and preventing illnesses, it is costly. What makes it so worth while is the love you share and the smiles and laughter they bring out in you. That alone will add years to your life. But thanks bella for reminding us about the cost. But I really do hope people keep those things in mind when deciding to get a new pet. leenie | | | | | | |
bellaofchaos (3112)
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3 years ago
| | I have a husky right now and I'm looking into getting another dog as playmate for my Frost(the husky) and I'll tell you I spent a pretty penny on him. LOL!! I love him and he was very much worth the money that I spent on him ... I thought this was humorous and truthful and just a little bit of awareness but hey turn this into a mastercard commercial and then put Priceless the love and loyalty of a companion forever!!! | | | |
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4. Lakota12 (23205)
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3 years ago
| | oh my with this story you pay more for dog things than almost for kids lol Our dogs get $30 a month for food! comb or brushand bathe ourselfs so they still cost as much as kids in the lng run lololololol | | | | | | |
bellaofchaos (3112)
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3 years ago
| | well you know they are family members so look at it like they are a kid. LOL!!! I know mine can't decide wether he is cat or kid!!! He has no clue that he's supposed to be a dog other than he's bigger than the kitties. | | | |
Lakota12 (23205)
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3 years ago
| | I cant have cats CHerokee wiould kill them. as one got ahole o him when he was little and scatched him good . No cats even come around the place! | | | |
bellaofchaos (3112)
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3 years ago
| | Frost grew up with my kitties and let me tell you he thinks he's a kitty at times. | | | |
Lakota12 (23205)
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3 years ago
| | I think sometimes some dogs to take on some things from cats. as the black chow cleans all over his dad like he is a mother cat lol. | | | |
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Lakota12 (23205)
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3 years ago
| | good for him! lol | | | |
bellaofchaos (3112)
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3 years ago
| | you should see the marks he leaves in my furniture LOL!! but he is so cute, cuddly, and loving so I forgive him of everything... | | | |
Lakota12 (23205)
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3 years ago
| | oh that will soon be a no no lol | | | |
bellaofchaos (3112)
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3 years ago
| | well the coffe table needed refinished anyhow so I'm not that upset.. but yep he's not allowedon the table or the coffe table. | | | |
Lakota12 (23205)
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3 years ago
| | lol I bet no animal cat or dog would be aloud on any table in my house. one reason we dont have cats. | | | |
bellaofchaos (3112)
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3 years ago
| | see I'm use to the cats on the tables. That is why everything gets a good washing before dinner or eating. LOL!! And why I'm always cleaning. | | | |
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5. Sparky5115 (229)
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3 years ago
| | Thank you for making my day! :-) | | | | | | |
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6. mummymo (11642)
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3 years ago
| | LOL You missed dog psychologist!!!! Seriously my brothers house insurance insisted his dog be taken to a psychologist after he had eaten the family room doors for the second time! It was just as my brother tried to tell them the dog wasn't used to being on his own and wasn't settling properly after his friend died. My brother was not impressed at taking his dog to a 'shrink' xxxx | | | | | | |
bellaofchaos (3112)
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3 years ago
| | LOL!! maybe the next step is that before you can get homeowners insurance you'll have to take you dog to the dog whisperer. LOL!!! won't that be a bill and a half... LOL!! I think that taking a dog to a shrink is just to funny and I can probably imagine the look on your brothers face when they told him to do that... LOL!!! | | | |
mummymo (11642)
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3 years ago
| | He was disgusted! lol He's a big , bad policeman and Judo coach and doggy shrinks are not part of his beloief system in any way whatsoever! I am a good baby sister and only told half his friends and colleagues about it! hee hee hee xxx | | | |
bellaofchaos (3112)
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3 years ago
| | Yeah I can see his face now.. He was probably more than just a little pissed off. LOL!! and Hey I would have been a bad sister... I would have taken an ad out in the local paper. | | | |
mummymo (11642)
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3 years ago
| | LOL I didn't do that as then he would have gotten his revenge! lol Just so you know I had done nothing wrong when I forst passed my driving test and was stopped for a 'vehicle inspection'. As you might imagine I was terrified and the 2 policemen put the fear of God into me - til I sissed it was a set up- if he arranged that when I hadn't done anything who knows what his revenge woul have been for an ad in the paper! lol xxx | | | |
bellaofchaos (3112)
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3 years ago
| | your right I would have put it on a billboard just to make sure there was no funny business from my bro if I were ya. LOL!! | | | |
mummymo (11642)
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3 years ago
| | LOL You obviously haven't met my brother! lol Should I have added he is also a black belt and senior coach at Niamhs judo club??????? xxx | | | |
bellaofchaos (3112)
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3 years ago
| | yeah but then you could always tell him his body is a dealy weapon and that would be aggrivated assualt with a deadly weapon... he he he he.. LOL!! I have a younger brother and he does his own thing I love him to death but we are 14yrs apart and so we don't spend much time together .. | | | |
mummymo (11642)
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3 years ago
| | I'm the baby of my family! There are 6 of us and I am the youngest, I am going to be 40 later this year and my brother will be50 a few days later! So I can't tell him his body is a deadly weapon as he is far too old to be considered thus! lol xxx | | | |
bellaofchaos (3112)
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3 years ago
| | you'd be surprised at what a 50 yr old body can do. LOL!! Especially with training. | | | |
mummymo (11642)
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3 years ago
| | Yeeeurrrrghhh! Thats my brother we are talking about! lol Actually he and my sister in law have been married for nearly 30 years and still hold hands when they are walking about! xxxx | | | |
bellaofchaos (3112)
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3 years ago
| | That is so sweet.. I love that they still do that.. | | | |
mummymo (11642)
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3 years ago
| | Yeah it is sweet....he acts all tough and gruff on the outside but he really loves her and you can see it! xxxx | | | |
bellaofchaos (3112)
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3 years ago
| | It's great that he found someone he can be like that with.. | | | |
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7. Darkwing (7548)
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3 years ago
| | Well, as humour... yes, it's quite amusing, but there are people who would take it seriously, I'm afraid! ha ha ha. A lot of thought went into it though, and it's quite cleverly laid out. Thank you for sharing it with us! I'm sure some will look at this and decide not to buy a dog! Brightest Blessings. | | | | | | |
bellaofchaos (3112)
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3 years ago
| | I can honeslty say I meant for this as pure humor but, I think those who take it seriously are the ones that are looking for a reason not to get a doggie or puppy. But Yep whoever wrote this did put a lot into it.. But I will say that I know some of it's true .. Like the price of a quality puppy I don't say this lightly but I spent 800 for the dog and then some more money for breeding/showing rights.. Because I wasn't sure if I was going to stud him out or show him... LOL!! But I have to say some things are exaggerations and others are very on or close to on. LOL!! | | | |
Darkwing (7548)
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3 years ago
| | Yeah, some of them are true, I know, but it sounds as though the person who wrote this was budgeting out for their dog, when they got fed up with the doom and gloom side of it and decided that enough was enough, so they opted to have some fun with it... and it worked! lol. | | | |
bellaofchaos (3112)
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3 years ago
| | yep I would have to agree that this was a budget at first. LOL!! You know I made a comment in the of the responses about turning it into a mastercard commercial and then saying Priceless the love and loyalty of a companion forever. LOL!! speaking of my four footed companion for once he wants to be outside and left to play and not be glued to my hip LOL!!! It's actually pretty nice weather to him out there. To me it's still a bit chilly I wish I could bring him to Ireland with me next year. | | | |
Darkwing (7548)
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3 years ago
| | It would be virtually impossible just for a short visit, my friend. I don't know how the quarantine rules work now... I think they've been lessened but it would be a lot of trouble bringing him. | | | |
bellaofchaos (3112)
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3 years ago
| | Sigh I'm going to have to leave him with my friend Pout!!! | | | |
Darkwing (7548)
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3 years ago
| | Can't the kids take him with them, whilst you're over here or is that out of the question? | | | |
bellaofchaos (3112)
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3 years ago
| | my mom can't have dogs or animals at her place and my gram can't handle a husky she weighs under 100lbs and the puppers would kill her or make her break something.. So he has to go to the friends house. :( | | | |
Darkwing (7548)
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3 years ago
| | It's a shame that he can't stay with the kids but nice that you have a neighbour willing to look after him. You know he's being taken care of properly then. | | | |
bellaofchaos (3112)
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3 years ago
| | Well my friend he had a husky that just recently past so they have a pen and area for a doggy .. LOL!!! | | | |
bellaofchaos (3112)
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3 years ago
| | plus he loves my frost puppers. Quite actually it's my best friend taking him for the week. | | | |
Darkwing (7548)
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3 years ago
| | Wow... that will be an ideal place for your dog to stay. | | | |
bellaofchaos (3112)
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3 years ago
| | Yep yep or at least I hope. LOL!! | | | |
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bellaofchaos (3112)
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3 years ago
| | Frost did that when he was a puppy but I broke him of that thank the lord. LOL!!!! But yep that should definitely added to the list. | | | |
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bellaofchaos (3112)
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3 years ago
| | i'm so sorry to hear that hun. I hope that when it happens that it's peaceful and remember you have friends here for you to talk to when you need us. | | | |
TheCatLady (2753)
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3 years ago
| | Thanks. I'm hopping for a few more months. I don't think it will be that long though. I'll settle for a few more good weeks. I'm declining to treat her. The pills are $5 each and they will only prolong the inevitable. They will help with the Cushing's, but won't help the liver. She is such a lover it's a shame her life isn't going to be as long as I want. I'm going to miss her sneaky pain in the butt ways. | | | |
bellaofchaos (3112)
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3 years ago
| | I feel for you hun, my gram had 2 cats in renial failure and they gave us treatment options when the it happened to the first cat and I had to give the cat injections every day just to prolong the inevitable and it really didn't help with the quality of life so when the second cat ended up with renial failure we decided to let her hold on until we had to put her down there would be no shots for her just the food change and that was it. I cried each time becuase I grew up with puff and mufff and they were great cats. I'll forever miss them. | | | |
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