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The most irritating emails for me are the ones promising to increase my --"size", which is interesting since I'm female. But it's the annoying mailed credit cards that have always irritated me. I've called them, and been told that to cancel these offers coming to me I have to give them my social security number. Yeah, sure, I fell for that. I calmly told them that my lawyer would be contacting them very soon about whether they did or didn't need that. They cancelled me.

Others did not. So, since they were kind enough to send me 'business reply envelopes' that were postage paid, I sent them back to them. Filled to bursting with various other things from the junk mail system, none of which had my name on it. Even if it needed postage, I just stuck it into the post office and sent it anyway. They got billed for it since my name was nowhere to be found. I got tired of constantly telling them I did not like credit cards. So I just got mean!

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Good for you!! I tell telemarketers to hold on, then put the phone down, and I get a chuckle out of some of the yahoos on here that base their existence on others' agreeing with them. I have a mental image of them waiting at the airport, that is hilarious!! Just be careful, there are many nutjobs out there!

OMG! I could go on for ages!! Lately, the one that irritated the most, was a get-rich scam. This time they told me, "I could be selling these for $400...you will have no one to blame but yourself if you don't order now, because I am being such a saint to sell it to you for $197.

I wrote back, Well, if you can sell them for that much, why are you begging me to buy one???

The other thing lately, is I've been looking into mystery shopping again. Suddenly it is very 'in'. I used to do it when it was 'not cool'. Anyway, I signed on with one who promises No fees, Ever'. Anyway, come to find out, they have 3 membership levels. They took me on as a shopper, but...get this...I can't view job details unless I upgrade!! I just about croaked. As it turns out, they aeren't even a mystery shopping company...they just are a middleman.

The other mystery shopping thing lately that bothered me, was Online Mystery shopping. Basically, you end up in never-ending loops of surveys, and you have to buy stuff, or start memberships, to get paid (maybe). I think they just get more people to click on stuff by calling it mystery shopping instead of "You've just been awarded a $500 gift card". No one falls for that one anymore.

I love the ones that say "You better order now, there are only 2 left! " and then it says the exact same thing.

One of them that annoys me is Jamies Blog or Justins Blog or whoever. What is funny, they talk about how rich they are. Then they show pictures of their new houses being built. Funny, I saw the same house on 2 different sites!!

Then I get the ones that can't even get the words right in the subject. Like "Size for you banana biggest" or something stupid like that.

I know I hate those emails I have won the uk lotto at least twice a day an my hubby whas won a few times a week can you believe it

I believe everything I read and always respond to these types of emails which is why I am now a multi-billionaire living off a Nigerian's inheritance and several foreign Lottos, plus the Publisher's Clearinghouse. I like your idea of screwing these shysters around with a fake ID. What other better use of time is there than that? MyLot on, dude.