Lost and Found?

I was walking down the street and saw a sign on the lamp post, it said, 'Reward.Lost $50, if found, just keep it.'

A man losses his donkey and gets down on his knees to thank god. A passer-by asks, 'why are you thanking god when you've lost your donkey?' the man replies, 'well, thank goodness l wasn't on it at the time or l'd be lost too.

Two little boys come home with a football. 'where did you get that from? asks their mother, we found it' they say, 'are you absolutely sure it was lost? says mum. 'yes' say the kids. 'we saw the people looking for it.'

lolz, I would prefer to return if possible.

I found a purse when I was working once. I didn't open it, but took it to the lost and found. The lady was there already searching for it, and she gave me a bad look. She counted the money and it was more than $300.00 she didn't even say thank you. After her rudeness, I kind of wished I had kept the money.

yes well at school i found a person drop a 20 dollar bill and i knew the person so i gave it back to him and then in my next call i wised i kept it. but thats not the right thing to do!!