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myLot reputation of 90/100. sconibear (2988)   ranked 761 out of 32,957 in life 3 years ago

all my life i've always missed out on things brought on by new technology simply because of the time i was born.
when i was a kid, we had what we thought were some pretty cool toys, but they all required some type of manual manipulation and a lot of imagination.

as soon as i became too old for toys, the next generation of kids got all the REALLY cool whirling, beeping, buzzing, transforming, flashing, electronic toys!

.......but i was too old to play.........until i had kids anyways(having children is a "playing with toys loophole")

so now i'm almost 47 years old and i'm fascinated with up and coming science and technology.
i'm watching a show on The Science Channel right now and they're talking about the first manned space flight to Mars.

they plan to start the actual training aspect of the mission by sending people back to The Moon in the year 2020.

i'll be 57 by then!!!

the actual trip to Mars probably won't take place for another 10 years.

now i'm 67!!!

so while i'll at least probably get to see people land on Mars which is only ONE PLANET AWAY FROM OUR OWN, i'll probably miss out on all the cool technological things that are sure to take place after that.

heck.....with my luck, i'll probably die the day before they release the pill that makes you forever young.

do you ever think about the things you're going to miss out on because you have to DIE???

 

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1. myLot reputation of 98/100. James72 (7104)   ranked 80 out of 32,957 in life   3 years ago

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myLot reputation of 90/100. sconibear (2988)   ranked 761 out of 32,957 in life  3 years ago

yeah, i'm sure that's right around the corner, although i'm sure it will just cause an increase in injuries caused by people diving horizontally onto their coffee tables or wherever they have their 3D holographic projectors set up.


myLot reputation of 98/100. James72 (7104)   ranked 80 out of 32,957 in life  3 years ago

I'm well prepared, don't you worry about that. I haven't had a coffee table for years! thumbup


myLot reputation of 90/100. sconibear (2988)   ranked 761 out of 32,957 in life  3 years ago

WHERE DO YOU DRINK YOUR COFFEE??????? shocked


myLot reputation of 98/100. James72 (7104)   ranked 80 out of 32,957 in life  3 years ago

In my custom designed coffee drinking chair with hydraulic adjustment, easy-glide wheels and ridge-backed lumbar support. Why? Doesn't EVERYBODY drink their coffee in one of these? confused


myLot reputation of 90/100. sconibear (2988)   ranked 761 out of 32,957 in life  3 years ago

see......that's what i'm talking about missing out on all the cool stuff!!!

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2. myLot reputation of 93/100. Irishfrndly65 (8534)   3 years ago

LMBO...no..you dork...I've enough to worry about today.....pppffftt...you'd give ME an ulcer. LOL!


myLot reputation of 90/100. sconibear (2988)   ranked 761 out of 32,957 in life  3 years ago

yeah.....i guess that's one of my problems......i don't worry about anything except stuff i probably don't need to worry about.

and what do you mean dork???


*adjusts pens in pocket protector*

*hikes up "flood" pants and storms off*



*fixes electrical tape on glasses*


myLot reputation of 93/100. Irishfrndly65 (8534)  3 years ago

It's ok, Sconi, haven't you heard? Nerds are HOT! LOL!


myLot reputation of 90/100. sconibear (2988)   ranked 761 out of 32,957 in life  3 years ago

did i mention my pants are polyester.


myLot reputation of 93/100. Irishfrndly65 (8534)  3 years ago

Plaid? droollol


myLot reputation of 90/100. sconibear (2988)   ranked 761 out of 32,957 in life  3 years ago

SO!!! blush


myLot reputation of 93/100. Irishfrndly65 (8534)  3 years ago

Ohh...I made Sconi blush! heee

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3. myLot reputation of 77/100. MYKLJ999_VERSION_2 (2961)   3 years ago

No, but I often think of the things I will no longer have to put up with after I die. lol


myLot reputation of 90/100. sconibear (2988)   ranked 761 out of 32,957 in life  3 years ago

i s'pose..........unless there really is a He11 and He11 is putting up with all the CRAP in our lives for all eternity.

but as i'm sure you've been a good boy mykl, it'll be harps and choir music for you........for all eternity.......

wait a minute......which one is He11 again????[ em]confused[/em]

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4. myLot reputation of 97/100. polachicago (8508)   ranked 105 out of 32,957 in life   3 years ago

Maybe in the next life we are going to be on Mars.
People born on Mars (if life is possible on Mars)will always love red planet and look at earth as boring, versus people born on Earth will always miss ocean view.
As long as I am at home (mother Earth) I may feel good.
My grand kids (if I will become grandma some day)will know holograms, liquid newspapers and virtual homes with virtual beds on virtual planets....
I miss my wooden toys made by my father...
I don't want to fly to Mars....it is one way ticket anyway...
HUGS


myLot reputation of 90/100. sconibear (2988)   ranked 761 out of 32,957 in life  3 years ago

round trip to Mars right now is estimated at 3 years......so it is not necessarily a one way ticket.
i sure hope i don't spill my liquid newspaper again........it's very hard to clean up all those letters.

HUG BACKS!!!


myLot reputation of 97/100. polachicago (8508)   ranked 105 out of 32,957 in life  3 years ago

liquid newspapers are easy to clean...I should say virtual newspapers...first was made last year... just front page...


myLot reputation of 97/100. polachicago (8508)   ranked 105 out of 32,957 in life  3 years ago

3 years of life on spaceship? not good for body function, unless they create gravity...

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5. myLot reputation of 84/100. guybrush (3475)   ranked 2,510 out of 32,957 in life   3 years ago

I'm sure glad I live in the times I live in, Sconi. So much has happened since I was a little kid and we had black and white telly, LP records and NO MOBILE PHONES!! I could do without the phones (hate them with a passion), but I love my comptuter and can't imagine life without it. When I think of writing short stories in bed at night with sheets of carbon paper and a portable typewriter ... yuck! I love that things can be deleted, moved or replaced so easily! My grandfather would have loved living in this age - he was ahead of his time, building a nuclear fallout shelter in his back garden and the prototype of a lead-lined suit (which would probably have poisoned people to death). If I die before they implant phones into our heads, at least I'll be happy about THAT.

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6. myLot reputation of 98/100. steflane (1236)   3 years ago

All the time. But hey, at least I'll live to see the trip to Mars...

Though, I'll be dead when the human race is forced to move to crappy Mars sometime in the distant future because human induced global warming causes most plant and animal life to die out before the species are given time to adapt. Disease breaks out and half of the world's population dies. Earth's atmosphere heats up to the temperature of Venus. The huge atmosphere of Earth somehow reflects a double stream of light energy from the sun, which heats up Mars and melts some of the ice from its poles. Humans now must cope with a desert planet that holds little water. They must also cope with the Mars bacteria (discovered in 2042) that causes an irritating foot rash and frequent diarrhea. Too bad I'm gonna miss out on it...


myLot reputation of 90/100. sconibear (2988)   ranked 761 out of 32,957 in life  3 years ago

yeah, you forgot about the year 2069 when Jupiter finally sheds it's artificially created cloud cover revealing a paradise planet inhabited by a highly advanced and sometimes mischievous race.(it was them all along focusing holographic images of UFOs at Earth)

when we, The New Martians try to contact them for helpful knowledge, and they realize our capabilities for destroying eco-systems, they immediately destroy Mars and encase Earth in Plexiglas to use as a learning tool and the flagship for their "Stay In School Kids" campaign.

wish i could be there.....

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