Recent Mergers and Acquisitions:  

Recent Mergers

and

Acquisitions:


* Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers are now Fairwell Honeychild
* Polygram Records, Warner Brothers and Keebler are now Poly-Warner-Cracker
* 3M and Goodyear are now mmmGood
* John Deere and Abitibi-Price are now Deere Abi
* Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Depot are now Honey, I'm Home
* Denison Mines, Alliance, and Metal Mining are now Mine, All Mine!
* Xerox and Wurlitzer - no name yet, but they will make reproductive organs.
* Knott's Berry Farm and National Organization of Women are now Knott NOW!
* Zippo Manufacturing, Audi, Dofasco, Dakota Mining are now Zip Audi Do-Da
* Confirmation of the rumors of UPS and FedEx merging to become FedUP is still unsubstantiated, neither board of directors seems able to deliver the decision.