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myLot reputation of 89/100. ketybhagat (1881)   ranked 1,568 out of 32,950 in life 3 years ago




When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her..


David Bissonette


After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

Sacha Guitry

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates


Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

Anonymous


The great question .... which I have not been able to answer ... is, 'What does a woman want?

Dumas


I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

Sigmund Freud

'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'


Anonymous

'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'


Sam Kinison




'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'

James Holt McGavra


Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

Patrick Murra


The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....


Nash



You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

Anonymous


My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

Henny Youngman


A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

Rodney Dangerfield

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'

Anonymous













First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'








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1. myLot reputation of 93/100. srganesh (4754)   ranked 772 out of 32,950 in life   3 years ago

Smiling at all the quotes.Surprising for a female to come with this.Thanks for making our days happy.
I like to add one.Person 1:I haven't entered a temple before my marriage.Person 2:Then? Person 1:Now I don't miss any temple! Cheers!


myLot reputation of 89/100. ketybhagat (1881)   ranked 1,568 out of 32,950 in life  3 years ago

rolleyesOh yes, to me it makes no difference. We women too enjoy them equally and take it with a pinch of salt. Im just glad you enjoy my discussions.
Now tell me, he visits the temple for peace and quiet or to ask God to help get rid of her. haha. I could kill you guys for thinking like that about us. lol

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2. myLot reputation of 59/100. neerajpandey_13 (1301)   ranked 7,802 out of 32,950 in life   3 years ago

Just note one more thing about WIFE is that Wife Is Wonderful Instrument For Enjoy. But if you unable to enjoy then you are in problem.


myLot reputation of 93/100. srganesh (4754)   ranked 772 out of 32,950 in life  3 years ago

I think,you are a serious person.They are all jokes and wits,trying to take life in the lighter side.Cheers!


myLot reputation of 59/100. neerajpandey_13 (1301)   ranked 7,802 out of 32,950 in life  3 years ago

You are the first person in my life, who judge me without seeing me. You are great. Ok so whats about your wife. Is you enjoying your relationship or you are in joke as well.


myLot reputation of 89/100. ketybhagat (1881)   ranked 1,568 out of 32,950 in life  3 years ago

Neeraj, srganesh is right. This is to taken with a smile. A woman is not a toy to enjoy when the whim takes you. She is your better half, and takes care of the home and family and work with equal ease. I get the impression you are not happy with your wife, but then one does not have to see somebody to judge. Your writings say it all.

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3. myLot reputation of 93/100. oyenkai (3352)   ranked 1,957 out of 32,950 in life   3 years ago

I think Socrates was kidding when he stated that LOL According to my philo professor when I was in college, Socrates was one of the early people who actually respected women long before women were even treated as "people" (the Greeks thought of women as simply "vessels" whereas men are the only "real" people). Socrates on the other hand, valued the opinion of his wife and treated her fairly... which got me thinking. Maybe it was because his wife made him realize that she WAS worthy of respect which started him on his course to philosophy LOL it's a never ending cycle of ideas.

Thanks for the response on my discussion!


myLot reputation of 89/100. ketybhagat (1881)   ranked 1,568 out of 32,950 in life  3 years ago

I suppose you are right. He was a philosopher and you just dont become that until you respect the ideas of others. Maybe he wrote when he was mad at his wife, and then repented it. haha. Well, it takes all sorts to make the world. Thank you ever so much for always being there for me.

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4. myLot reputation of 98/100. ktosea (1291)   ranked 131 out of 32,950 in life   3 years ago

woo,these are really thoughtful,I will keep the quotes in my computer and read it again some other day.


myLot reputation of 89/100. ketybhagat (1881)   ranked 1,568 out of 32,950 in life  3 years ago

Yes dear, do that, but remember these are to be taken lightly, in the vein of fun and laughter. Read them again and enjoy. Thanks.

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5. maxbest (89)   ranked 5,740 out of 32,950 in life   3 years ago

a good wife always forgives her husband when she is wrong,that's very funny.In the same way.a good husband always behaves well when he did something wrong.


myLot reputation of 89/100. ketybhagat (1881)   ranked 1,568 out of 32,950 in life  3 years ago

Ah, the first male who has agreed that they do wrong and then behave themselves. Admire you for this confession. Hope you enjoyed my discussion in a lighter vein. These are just for laughs and not to be taken seriously. Thanks.

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6. myLot reputation of 85/100. VANILLAREY (1210)   ranked 2,349 out of 32,950 in life   3 years ago

I assume the people who came up with these quotes did not have a happy married life. Or they did not have good wives. And instead of resolving the matter they came with quotes which gave hints about their own life and their wife.
The same goes for women and their husband.
It feels pleasant when I see people who are happily married for 40-50 years or so.happy


myLot reputation of 89/100. ketybhagat (1881)   ranked 1,568 out of 32,950 in life  3 years ago

I totally agree with you. these are people with a low threashold of tolerance and may not have been happy with their wives. if given a chance, we women can come up with better quotes about husbands, but we live with dignity and dont wash our dirty linen in public. We are genteel and have a sense of respect and dignity. thanks.

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7. myLot reputation of 82/100. bhanusb (2788)   ranked 896 out of 32,950 in life   3 years ago

All the quotes you mentioned are correct.My thinking is that husband and wife live together because they became habituated to live together.


myLot reputation of 89/100. ketybhagat (1881)   ranked 1,568 out of 32,950 in life  3 years ago

No bhanu, these quotes are to be taken lightly wiht a pinch of salt. All marriages have their ups and downs. Men brag about it, women take it with dignity. People live with each other because they want to, not because they have become habituated. They want someone upon whom to lean upon, to share their joys and sorrows. These quotes may have been written in jest, or by people who are unhappy with their marriages. We must laugh them out.


myLot reputation of 82/100. bhanusb (2788)   ranked 896 out of 32,950 in life  3 years ago

Dear kety,you have gone deep.I did not want to hurt your feelings.Husbands and wives relationship depends on mutual trust and respect.Really I'm sorry I took your dfiscussion lightly.

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8. myLot reputation of 73/100. angel_rain (214)   ranked 13,678 out of 32,950 in life   3 years ago

This really depict how men see their wives,some of are true and some are not.It boggles my mind why men say these things about their wives and still continue to love them.Well,life is really full of surprises and nothing is permanent but change.
Wish I can find something like this but coming from the wives side.LOL!


myLot reputation of 89/100. ketybhagat (1881)   ranked 1,568 out of 32,950 in life  3 years ago

Im totally with you on this point angel, I think we women can come up with better quotes, only we remain dignified in our stand against husbands. We prefer to respect our privacy. Yes, men talk big, but cant do without their wives. Who would then pamper their egos ??? Thanks.

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