Are you secure?  |
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|  A friend just sent me a security system
that costs so little even I can afford it.
I will be setting mine up asap
I thought you might want to do the same.
Do are you secure? if the answer is no
xoxooxxoxoxo
Follow instructions below and good luck:
HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM WHEN ON A BUDGET :
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads something like:
Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim-I went to the gun shop for more ammo. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood and I still can't find him.
P.S. I locked the ones I could find in the house. Better wait outside in your truck.
INSTALLATION COMPLETE!!!!
Redneck Security Company
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1.  p1kef1sh (7538)
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3 years ago
| |  LOL. I love that! I might have to anglicise it a little though. We don't allow guns here so I might have to leave a copy of "Tattoo Weekly" and pretend that someone here is hard enough!
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| 3. anniefannie (1358)
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3 years ago
| |  I really like this system.I believe I will use it too.Be safe
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| 4. savypat (13301)
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3 years ago
| |  Myself, I think this is pretty effective. Beside I got a good laugh also. We have one that says private property law enforced by 45 and shows a gun. We still get a
trespasser every once in awhile who the dogs go after.
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| 5. Lakota12 (23195)
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3 years ago
| |  CUte one and probably does work!
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| 6. Debs_place (6749)
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3 years ago
| |  And here I was going to tell you I have 2 dogs and don't need a security system and you beat me too it.
I love it.
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| 8. danishcanadian (24596)
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3 years ago
| |  My husband and I live in a building where people have to buzz to get in. Provided that the door locks properly, no one can get in. There have been a few times when people have gotten in when they wren't supposed to. This prompted my landlords to have a look at the locks and stuff, and fix things up a bit.
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9.  winterose (18790)
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3 years ago
| |  this is so funny
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| 10. Polly1 (9354)
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3 years ago
| |  I got this email awhile back, this is great, really good idea too. I know I wouldn't take a chance on going in that house.
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