Are you secure?
By raydene
@raydene (9871)
United States
April 24, 2009 10:20am CST
A friend just sent me a security system
that costs so little even I can afford it.
I will be setting mine up asap
I thought you might want to do the same.
Do are you secure? if the answer is no
xoxooxxoxoxo
Follow instructions below and good luck:
HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM WHEN ON A BUDGET :
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads something like:
Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim-I went to the gun shop for more ammo. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood and I still can't find him.
P.S. I locked the ones I could find in the house. Better wait outside in your truck.
INSTALLATION COMPLETE!!!!
Redneck Security Company
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11 responses
@makingpots (11915)
• United States
24 Apr 09
Lol! That's great. Ohmigosh, I know so many people who will love this one. Who do I send it to first? 
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@Debs_place (10520)
• United States
24 Apr 09
And here I was going to tell you I have 2 dogs and don't need a security system and you beat me too it.
I love it.
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@BarBaraPrz (51819)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
24 Apr 09
Very good. There's just one problem:
Bubba don't read...
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@anniefannie (1737)
• United States
24 Apr 09
I really like this system.I believe I will use it too.Be safe
@danishcanadian (28954)
• Canada
25 Apr 09
My husband and I live in a building where people have to buzz to get in. Provided that the door locks properly, no one can get in. There have been a few times when people have gotten in when they wren't supposed to. This prompted my landlords to have a look at the locks and stuff, and fix things up a bit.
@Darkwing (21583)
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25 Apr 09
That sounds like a good security system in moderation, but as it is, I feel it might be a little over the top and obvious. Mind you, if you did one or two things at a time, it could work... and work well. I had to chuckle at the note on the door!
Brightest Blessings my dear friend. xx
Brightest Blessings my dear friend. xx
@Archie0 (5654)
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25 Apr 09
Well my answer is also no. security is i think far story for me, but even my main door is in a bad conidition.i moved here few days b4 as i am a college student i stay everywhere for timing. alone far from house. Now as i shifted to a new home i find here the main door is totally messed up it can get into two pieces even if pushe slightly harder, whole house is a zoo for reptiles i seriously hate it, i am looking to change the house but unfortunately sutck.
