Where did you produce your most embarrassing fart?

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I know Mylotters like fart discussions - I do myself. Farting is a natural bodily function, and I'm not embarrassed by it - with one exception. Before we moved to Spain, we lived in a small village in Cornwall and attended the Methodist Chapel regularly. At the end of the service, we were talking to a group of friends when I felt a Grade One Fart coming. I tried to move away, but as frequent farters know, moving only serves to hurry along the process. Thankfully, it was a quiet one, so I relaxed and carried on chatting. Big mistake! Within a few seconds, everyone's eyes were watering. That fart could have been used as a Weapon of Mass Distruction! I should have left the building and let someone else take the blame, because I couldn't stop myself blushing, so it was obvious where the fart started. I mumbled something about a dodgy curry the previous evening, apologised and fled. That fart has gone down in history and is still talked about with reverence at the Chapel. I could have wone a competition with it! So come on, be honest. Where and when was your most embarrassing fart?