What are the two things you cannot do at the same time?

I can not type and pet the cat at the same time.

I can not focus on what the wife is saying and write at the same time.

This is the most inspiring discussion ever. I am really delighted to see such smart people around mylot.

Seriously these discussions are well thought but you have to agree it's a bit nonsense.

Anyway, I can't go offtopic and ontopic. I can't call Obama and holding my breath. I can't lick my elbow and throw tantrums. I can't advertise my blog whilst mylotting. ( cleverrr)

Hi.. There are many things that I can't do at the same time..

1. I can't eat my breakfast during supper..
2. I can't eat while sleeping..
3. I can't be happy when I'm sad..
4. I can't walk while running..
5. I can't play piano while playing guitar..

Happy myLotting

of course i cannot drink and eat at the same time..

Two things that I can't do at the same time?
1. I can't sleep and dance at the same time!
2. I can't read the newspaper and write discussions on mylot at the same time!

I don't know what I could do at the same time. I just never think about it at all. I do something and that's it. Cheers!!

Hahaha...this could be such a fun discussion topic. Oh well, to contribute to your list, there was just one thing that I remembered when I saw your post.

If I were a ventriloquist, I can not speak as myself and let the dummy talk at the same time!! Right, Peanut?

I cannot listen to metal when I am looking after the baby.

I cannot do my nails when I am driving.

I cannot sit peacefully when there is chaos around me.

I cannot wash my clothes when I am wearing it.

I cannot say I love you when I hate you.

I can not wash laundry when i am writing. I can not listen over two different radio station at the same time.