Red Skelton was a comedian from a few decades ago...
By clutterbug
@clutterbug (1051)
United States
June 12, 2009 11:14pm CST
One of my favorite jokes of his is, "Being old is when your friends complement you on your new alligator shoes, and you're barefoot." Do you have a humorous saying from a famous comedian? Or a funny skit you would like to describe? Let's have a good laugh.
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@sugarfloss (2139)
• Malaysia
13 Jun 09
Hey clutterbug!
Here's one:
"I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her."
--Ellen DeGeneres
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@clutterbug (1051)
• United States
13 Jun 09
Hi sugarfloss, That's a funny one. I hope some homicidal maniac doesn't read this and get any ideas about a member of their family. Thanks for stopping in.
