Stupid Questions

I'm sure you have heard a lot of stupid questions in your life that maybe you yourself have asked somebody else. We live in a society and sometimes these kind of questions are just a mean to 'break the ice'. I want to demonstrate how you should answer these stupid questions. I hope you get what I mean... don't take this seriously.


1. You are standing at the bus station and your friend asks: "waiting for a bus?"
You should answer: "No, I'm waiting for the helicopter, seems to be late today."

2. You pick up your towel and go to the shower when your room mate asks: "you going
to take a bath?"
You: " No, I'm going to play a kite. You wanna join?"

3. You are writing a letter, or e-mail when your friend asks:"Hmm.. writing a
letter huh?"
You: "Really? I didn't notice that. My hand is moving by itself."
Then you write or type even faster and say: " you see, it's moving by itself!"

4. You just come home from work when your neighbour asks: "just came back from
work?"
You: "No. I'm going to my office. You see, my office just moved to my house and
my house moved to my office."