sign in • sign up
web | myLot | discussions | tasks | blogs | news | photos
homeinterestsdiscussionstasksblogsnewsmessages friendsphotosearningsmyLotquizzes

Stupid Questions email this discussion to a friend?

myLot reputation of 82/100. chi2nasrin (433)   ranked 2,381 out of 2,723 in jokes5 months ago

I'm sure you have heard a lot of stupid questions in your life that maybe you yourself have asked somebody else. We live in a society and sometimes these kind of questions are just a mean to 'break the ice'. I want to demonstrate how you should answer these stupid questions. I hope you get what I mean... don't take this seriously.


1. You are standing at the bus station and your friend asks: "waiting for a bus?"
You should answer: "No, I'm waiting for the helicopter, seems to be late today."

2. You pick up your towel and go to the shower when your room mate asks: "you going
to take a bath?"
You: " No, I'm going to play a kite. You wanna join?"

3. You are writing a letter, or e-mail when your friend asks:"Hmm.. writing a
letter huh?"
You: "Really? I didn't notice that. My hand is moving by itself."
Then you write or type even faster and say: " you see, it's moving by itself!"

4. You just come home from work when your neighbour asks: "just came back from
work?"
You: "No. I'm going to my office. You see, my office just moved to my house and
my house moved to my office."

 
 
jokes
sponsors
2005 honda sedan at Yahoo!
Find Washington, DC area used Honda car dealers and get a free quote.
www.promotions.yahoo.com/honda

Bathtub Reglazing
High Quality Topcoat Finish. Tub Reglazing& Finishing. Contact Now.
BaltimoreMDTubRefinishing.com

Moving Storage, Washington
Free Truck Rental with move in. Reserve now. No CC required.
www.MiniuStorage.com

robert67 (1344) response was accepted on 6/19/2009.
denotes best response.
tags:  stupid questions, jokes
 
1. myLot reputation of 68/100. robert67 (1344)   ranked 2,508 out of 2,723 in jokes   5 months ago

i've been asked some stupid questions during my life, questions that have left me so stunned that i've been unable to answer.

i was in the canteen at work once, i was sitting on my newspaper and i hadn't noticed. someone asked me "are you reading that paper that you're sat on?" i think he wanted to borrow it but i couldn't reply because i was shocked at such a stupid question so i eventually replied "what do you think, have i got eyes in my a**?"

another time i'd just walked into a pub, soaked because i'd been caught in a shower. someone asked "is it raining outside?" i said "no i decided to swim here just for a change!"

i think people just don't think before they open their mouths, it can be funny sometimes lol


myLot reputation of 82/100. chi2nasrin (433)   ranked 2,381 out of 2,723 in jokes  5 months ago

thanks robert67,

you made me laugh so early in the morning.. HAHAHAHA!!

2005 honda sedan at Yahoo! Find Washington, DC area used Honda car dealers and get a free quote. www.promotions.yahoo.com/honda
 
sponsors
Travel to Washington DC
Why Wait? Browse Travelzoo's Washington DC Travel Deals Now.
www.Travelzoo.com

office moving
Find Movers& Moving Services serving the Washington DC area.
Movers.YellowPages.com/WashingtonDC

D.C. Chrysler Dealer
Learn About New Deals at Your Local Washington Chrysler Dealer
www.ChryslerDealer.com

similar discussions
Are there really any ' stupid questions '?
Some people say there's no such thing as a ' stupid ' or ' dumb question '. That may be the case...
what do you do when someone ask or make a stuipd comment or question
i love when someone either ask a stuipd question or make a stuipd comments, it give me a chance to...
sponsors
Travel to Washington DC
Why Wait? Browse Travelzoo's Washington DC Travel Deals Now.
www.Travelzoo.com
office moving
Find Movers & Moving Services serving the Washington DC area.
Movers.YellowPages.com/WashingtonDC
return to mylot
We are loading a word from our sponsors. No thanks, cancel loading.