Passed wind

Nope, I was brought up that you say excuse me, that is if you were not able to move away from people before releasing the Fart. If we not able to, we would say excuse me and sorry for the smell. Yes, it is embarassing to say the least. Still it is apart of life..

i've done that. if i fart and it's not heard but it smells i definately won't admit to it. if it's loud i say excuse me. i believe it's better to let a dog or cat take the blame if it's possible, i'm sure my ex used that one a few times

I dont think so. I try to hold it, if I know its gonna be a bad one. I will then warn my family. One time when I was going outside to sit down, however, there was a day that I was carrying a baby and soon as I squatted down to sit with all the other people outside. I had one pretty loud one that came from nowhere. And my daughter looked at me with big eyes, and she blamed it on the baby.

My one didn't smell but it was a beauty.

My family was away overnight and we stayed in a motel. Just one room with room for 4 people. Beds for 2 adults and 2 kids. We were all in bed watching tv. I let one off. It was loud and deep sounding. My two kids straight away said from their beds "Dad, did you have to do it?" My husband replied "It wasn't me. Blame your mother." Kids argued that it was him and I started laughing my head off.

The sound of it did sound like my husband. Even to this day, I laugh my head off just remembering it.

i always pass wind and blame other people for it and say whats that horrid smell

I have to admit I blamed it on my son once when we were in a store. Only because hubby wasnt there normally I blame it on him.

But one morning the funniest thing in the world happened. I was laying there in the bed trying to sleep and the dog popped one off. Well I blamed hubby for it. So I started to go back to sleep when I did a small one and I rolled over and said "there that was a mama fart" Pretty soon hubby gets up and heads towards the bathroom to get ready for work, He bends over and pops one off and he says "there thats a daddy fart"

Laying there just pondering on if I should get up or not, I popped off a baby fart and said "there, thats a baby fart, no wait its twins" He comes out of the bathroom with this strange look on his face, he says "Ok, I give up you won, I cant have a baby no matter how much I try" Then he pops of the grandaddy of all farts. At which point all who wanted to live left the room.

Oh My God...that is so funny and I do it all the time. My kids just hate goinng somewhere with me especially if we have just eaten because they know what is going to happen at some point...LOL

I have made it so it is a game anymore...do you every just stand and start looking up in the sky and just keep looking and then notice how many people you find looking up to see something that isn't there,but they are curious at what you are looking at.

The same as passing gas...I look behind me and to each side of me and then I say to my daughter (who can hardly contain herself) that it must be coming from in front of ua and we are walking into it...LOL

It is a wonder that my kids take me anywhere as much as I embarass them...but I think it is great to alwasy have a sense of humor....keeps you young.

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