Let's start Sardar Ji, Blondes or other Jokes.

Jokes are important to live a happy life.
Tell me your favourite joke.
Here are few:

1- Sardar ji slips on banana peels, fells down and hurt himself.
Next day he sees another banan peel and says, Oh my God today I have to slip and get hurt again.

2- Sardar ji was lying down on the beach, a man passes by and says, Are you relaxing?
Sardar ji gets annoyed and says I am NOT relaxing, I am Banta Singh.

3- Sardar ji wins 20 million lotto after playing with just $1. He goes to bank and asks to give him his 20 million. Bank after deducting 8 million tax, gives him 12 million. Annoyed, sardar ji askes where is 20 million? Bank explains that we deducated the tax of 8 million.
Sardar ji gets very angry and says either give me all 20 million or give me my $1 dollar back.