Five Hundred Times

In the traffic court of a large mid-western city,a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light,She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of het case in order that she might hasten on to her classes. A wild gleam came into the judg's eye."You are a school teacher,eh?"said he."Madam,Ishall realize my lifelong that table and write 'I went through a red light' five hundred times."