So What Your Alcoholic Beverage of Choice When You Drink?

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Now I have always been honest about what I do. There is no need to lie. I am a grown adult. I'm not scared, but I love my Tequila!!! And the WORM. Give me the Worm! I can eat the Worm. Now I know I just grossed some of you out. And I am sorry. But I haven't drank anything in 14 years. I'm gonna tell you why. And then I'm gonna want to hear your story, OK. It starts like this. I was living in Florida. Fort Lauderdale to be exact. I loved it there. The Friday night started out like most Fridays. I was at my girlfriends. Her name was 'Rabbit'. Her old man like to walk up to the bar with me and go drinking on Fridays. So, we are at the bar drink pitchers of beer.That is what the bartender See's. But Mark and I have a bottle of Tequila in my purse(and the lemon)The bar had salt. So we are drinking the pitchers of beer and killing the Tequila all at the same time. And boy we were getting a great buzz going. But nothing special was happening this one night. So mark and I decide we will go back home. We get to walkin' back home and look behind us and these 3 guys are following us. So we stop walking. Cause that's how drunk we were. lol Anyway, we look at them and ask them why are they following us? They tell Mark they were interested in talking with me. He comes back to me and tells me what they said. Mark tells them that there is no way all three of them can come home to his house to be with me and I would have to make a choice. So I did. The cutest one of course!lol It was the Tequila talking that night. We get back to Marks house and his wife is waiting for us. My best friend "Rabbit'. And I was so glad she was sober. She didn't let this guy in the house and made him leave. lol that was just too funny. The next thing I remember is waking up the next morning on the floor! 'Rabbit' said that when the Tequila finally hit me all the way I was laying on the floor. I called her over. I asked her to help me. She asked me what was wrong. I told her I had lost my legs. They were about 2 feet long and I had them when I came in. She said she just told me to wait there. She would look for them. She said I fell asleep there and she just put a blanket over me. I haven't drank since that night.