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myLot reputation of 98/100. ibuemma (1351)   ranked 173 out of 32,957 in life 3 years ago

me and some friends just hang out the other day, and watched this person it's just so drunk and can't keep his mouth shut. Somehow we just got into converstaion about alcoholic and kind of make little bit joe about it. You know you are an alcoholic
when :

1. You wake up ( not in the morning ) you open your fridge to find a beer. Beer for breakfast anyone?
2. You don't have anymore "hang over" sickness even you drink so much the night before.
3. You might probably no longer have investment in one bank instead you open a tab in the bar on street corner
4. When you come home your room has new air fragrance that coming out from your breath ( alcohol smell )
5. You might found yourseld don't drive anymore. Either you get sent home by the cab every night or your license being suspended for DUI ( driving Under Influence)
6. You are so familiar with the 28 days program, and you think you graduate already.
7. You might find yourself wake up with you don't know who at least 2 times a week.


Anybody want to add the list??

 

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1. myLot reputation of 89/100. littleme16ga (282)   ranked 7,393 out of 32,957 in life   3 years ago

8. You wake up still drunk from the night before and ready for more.
9. You pawn household items to buy more beer.( my personal favorite I've seen it done)
10. You find a youtube video of you drunk you didn't know existed.



I'll think of more later I'm sure.


myLot reputation of 90/100. Margajoe (2447)   ranked 342 out of 32,957 in life  3 years ago

w00t
Hey!!!I like your nr. 10!!!
That would be hilarious!
I would too be looking funny, seeing myself on you tube! hahaha!


myLot reputation of 98/100. ibuemma (1351)   ranked 173 out of 32,957 in life  3 years ago

I've seen number 9 too. And that number 10 will be hilarious..OMG..!
Feel free to add more when you think of something else.

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2. myLot reputation of 90/100. Margajoe (2447)   ranked 342 out of 32,957 in life   3 years ago

11) You don't know how you got home and close are laying on the floor from the front door on to the bedroom.
12) Your kitchen looks like a bomb exploded, but it was you making something to eat.
13) Your BF has a black eye and you did not now you did it.
14) People you never seen before start talking about what you told them the evening before. Things you normally don't talk about, strangers know, because you told them.


myLot reputation of 98/100. ibuemma (1351)   ranked 173 out of 32,957 in life  3 years ago

That number 14 is so funny...

I just have another 2 :

15. You said that this alcoholism is hereditary ( blame it on my ancestor ) !


myLot reputation of 90/100. Margajoe (2447)   ranked 342 out of 32,957 in life  3 years ago

Well yes, it can not be the alcoholic's blame, it is heritable.w00t
Good one!!!
16) Your partner is real happy, because they had the best sX ever with you, only you don't remember it!sad


myLot reputation of 98/100. ibuemma (1351)   ranked 173 out of 32,957 in life  3 years ago

hahahaha...isn't it suck not for the partner of course.
Ok here's another one ;

17. No matter where you live, even you stay in Amish Country you still found a bar to go!


myLot reputation of 90/100. Margajoe (2447)   ranked 342 out of 32,957 in life  3 years ago

18) You wake up and don't know where you are.confused
19) You don't seem to have anymore friends left, they don't want anything to do with you anymore.
20) You start to sober up and realize you have different close on???
21) You don't remember what day it is.
22) You think it is the same evening, but seems it is two days later, you should have been going to work. Ooops!


myLot reputation of 90/100. Margajoe (2447)   ranked 342 out of 32,957 in life  3 years ago

Oh I got one more!
23)You know your an alcoholic when you can answer this question and tell of your own experiences. w00t


myLot reputation of 89/100. littleme16ga (282)   ranked 7,393 out of 32,957 in life  3 years ago

I'm not an alcoholic but I know plenty of them.


myLot reputation of 89/100. littleme16ga (282)   ranked 7,393 out of 32,957 in life  3 years ago

24. You wake up with a wedding ring on and you don't see the groom/wife.
25. You're missing teeth.
26. You lost your friend 2 days ago and still can't seem to locate them.
27. You pee where ever you stand.

I'll think of more later.


myLot reputation of 90/100. Margajoe (2447)   ranked 342 out of 32,957 in life  3 years ago

Oh my!!! Waking up with a wedding ring on!!! No way!!! I would die right there and then. I was married for 9 years, no way I ever want to fall into that trap again.w00t
Just the thought of that happening will make me drink a lot less!!!lol

Am I an alcoholic? I think I can say yes.
I know when I have been acting like a jerk. I know I am not perfect. hahaha!
I don't need to drink everyday, but I have had my warning signs so to speak.
I know I have to be careful when it comes to alcohol and gambling.
The gambling is not a problem anymore, seeing as I have nothing to invest. hahaha!
I am still at the beginning. If I lose 50 euro I cry. So I am not too bad off, but I have to be careful Like you say, it is all heritable. I have it on both sides of my family. It is not pretty!!

Have a nice day!happy

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