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Latest news from Center for Diseases Control: It has been spoted and spreading very fast ! Pandemic alert ! A new medical alert has been issued - have said the C.D.C. spokeman at a recent press conference - [i]Is about a very dangerous and highly contagious virus which is transmitted orally, by touch, proximity, writing and even electronically. The new virus has been called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer. You may receive W.O.R.K. in different forms and shapes from your boss, your coleagues, friends, wife/husband, parents, school teachers and so on. DO NOT TOUCH IT !!! Once infected, the virus will wipe out your entire private life and free time !! If by any means you have been in contact with W.O.R.K. virus, DO NOT HESITATE: find 2 uninfected friends, go to nearest grocery or nearest non-stop bar and purchase one or both of the only 2 antidotes: Work Isolating & Neutralizer Extract (W.I.N.E.) and / or Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (B.E.E.R.). Take the antidotes in enough quantities repeatdly, until the W.O.R.K. virus has been totaly eliminated from your body.[/i] You have been warned ...