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 Latest news from Center for Diseases Control:
It has been spoted and spreading very fast! Pandemic alert!
A new medical alert has been issued - have said the C.D.C. spokeman at a recent press conference - Is about a very dangerous and highly contagious virus which is transmitted orally, by touch, proximity, writing and even electronically.
The new virus has been called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer.
You may receive W.O.R.K. in different forms and shapes from your boss, your coleagues, friends, wife/husband, parents, school teachers and so on. DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! Once infected, the virus will wipe out your entire private life and free time!!
If by any means you have been in contact with W.O.R.K. virus, DO NOT HESITATE: find 2 uninfected friends, go to nearest grocery or nearest non-stop bar and purchase one or both of the only 2 antidotes: Work Isolating & Neutralizer Extract (W.I.N.E.) and/ or Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (B.E.E.R.). Take the antidotes in enough quantities repeatdly, until the W.O.R.K. virus has been totaly eliminated from your body.
You have been warned ...
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 wmraul (581) | 4 months ago | really?
This one?
http://www.ziddu.com/download/6530875/fp/jpg.html
Is from my personal poultry farm, I have jammed pigs with pterodactyls DNA .. Watch out, is not tamed, will probably bite someone .. Feed him with some caviar (is the only food he eat), 2-3 kilograms would be enough ... | |
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| wmraul (581) | 4 months ago | correct link:
http://www.ziddu.com/download/6530875/fp.jpg.html | |
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 cynthiann (3141) | 4 months ago |  Well - it does look similar. But pigs out here are allergic to caviar. Do you have any ideas what to do with them?, We are expecting rain so th spots may wash off and therefore the ecological balance in this country would be severely damaged as the bees need to pollinate the pigs. I am going to get my hair cut now but I will concentrate on solving the problem. So please eccuse me - anon!
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| wmraul (581) | 4 months ago | DO NOT CUT YOUR HAIR!!!
People are allready doing this for centuries and just look where humanity is now ... ntz ntz
As about the pig, is not one of mine, I just counted mine and there are all .( I have a very easy and fast method - I count legs, then ears, add the 2 numbers and divide by 6)
If is the specie I suspect, it won't be any ecological threat, be easy. That specie eats only train's iron rails .. wel, yes, that could be a problem too .. | |
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| wmraul (581) | 4 months ago | No no .. none missing from my side .. I recounted the one I have, just for safety, and is all ok.
Hmm .. maybe is a conspiracy ... | |
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| wmraul (581) | 4 months ago | Take the antidotes daily from now .. is a stuborn virus ... | |
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3.  aslanlight (1575) | 4 months ago |  Shudder, it sounds horrendous, what a way to go. I'm hitting the local off liscence right away!
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| wmraul (581) | 4 months ago | OMG! You are infected too? O .. M .. G ... | |
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| cynthiann (3141) | 4 months ago | Have one for me too! In fact I will join you there and treat you. You can have a half! | |
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