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|  My three year old is always coming up with funny things. This morning I got dressed for work and went to kiss him goodbye and he looked me up and down and asked "mommy, when are you going to get rid of your fat clothes?" I laughed a little and told him it would take me a few more months to get rid of the weight I gained while pregnant with his brother. He looked at me and said "well, how about if we don't have cake for dessert anymore, then it would be faster." He is so darn cute, a little rude, but so darn cute.
How about you all, and funny kid comments? There must be a trillion funny things our kids come out with, I am always hearing funny stories from my friends with kids! Please share, I woul love to hear them all!
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1.  Tantrums (927)
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3 years ago
| |  Haha nice one! I have a little niece and she knows a lot, not being a smart aleck but she really knows what she's talking about.
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 jodylee_04530 (555)
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3 years ago
| | Cute! I love little smart kids. They can be so quick witted! | | | |
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2.  caragh2608 (1058)
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3 years ago
| |  The most recent one from my daughter was this; "Don't kiss me Mummy, I'll get spots on my face like you!" I'm so glad I'm more resiliant than I was at 16, or I think I would have cried! Like I need my own child to inform me I have bad skin this week. Thanks for that, princess, Mummy loves you too...
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| jodylee_04530 (555)
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3 years ago
| | Oh that is so funny! I think as parents we need to get some think skin to deal with there innocent comments. That is a good! Thanks for sharing! | | | |
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| jodylee_04530 (555)
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3 years ago
| | I love it! that is so funny. Kids are so smart! I also love that you are writing them down to have laughs later. I think I need to start doing that. | | | |
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| 4. sweeteyes0601 (14)
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3 years ago
| |  My six year old used to throw fits when I told him "no" a few years ago. His new trend of dealing with my "NOs" is "Aw, come on!" He says it in such a way that I have to make note to myself not to smile. Yeah, it's cute. He sees something that surpises him and he says "Oh, snap!" He's six. Wow. Kids learn fast and think even faster. Sometimes it makes me wonder how far off the day is when I can't keep up with him.
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| jodylee_04530 (555)
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3 years ago
| | I love the Aw come on! Hard not to laugh with that! and, Oh, snap! Too funny! Kids do learn fast and you just never know what they might repeat!!! | | | |
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| 5. crys7881 (245)
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3 years ago
| |  Oh my gosh that is soo cute!!! Out of the blue one day my son asked me, "Mommy are other people rude?" 'Cause I tell him not to say certain things because it is rude or whatever, so I go on to explain to him that most people are rude sometimes but we should all try to be nice to each other, blah, blah, blah. Then I say, "You know Mommy is rude sometimes too but it isn't very nice of me" and he says without a moments hesitation, "Oh I KNOW you are rude I was just wondering about other people." He is four...I can just imagine what he says when he is at Pre-School!!!
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| jodylee_04530 (555)
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3 years ago
| | OMG that is so funny! I love the innocent things children say. And the not hesitating, like geesh mom, thanks for stating the obvious! You are going to have some great stories when he gets to school! Have fun with it! | | | |
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